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Someone Illustrated the Best News Stories From 2019 and Now Our Hearts Are Warm

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First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

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urban outfitters is smoking dick if they think i’m gonna pay 400$ for cum shorts

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eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

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dogs with jobs

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as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

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Would you believe me if i told you that it’s a German tradition on New Year’s Eve to watch a British black and white sketch from the sixties that’s entirely in English and deals with an old rich woman celebrating her 90th birthday while her butler impersonates her dead friends and gets more and more drunk throughout the sketch, with the highlight being the multiple times said butler stumbles over the head of their stuffed tiger carpet? And also that this sketch is not almost completely unknown in its home and that the writer and star of that sketch actually really hated the Germans?

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Ok but, either she put that on and inflated it as soon as she got off the airplane/train/bus, or she was wearing it the whole ride and both make me crack up

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

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Waste their time.

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Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.

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The moment abortion became legal in Argentina. Buenos Aires, December 30th 2020. 4 AM

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Pokemon Watering Cans made by Jessica Geale

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