Meh. I will reblog anything on my dash that makes me laugh... So deal with my terrible sense of humour. Also a [ l o w k e y ] country music fan blog.
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Sometimes I check my messages to make sure I still have none
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listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government
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I left some fake in-store coupons at the grocery store
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I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.
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i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life
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Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset
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me using a ouija board: does kelly have a crush on me ouija board: W-A-A-A-A-A-A-H Y-A-A-H-A-H-A-hAAAAA
me: fuck I accidentally bought a waluigi board again
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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
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When u just wake up from a nap and ur parents already yelling at you

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