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build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.

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this is gay privilege 

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How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

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someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

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them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

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THIS FAN TOLD JIMIN TO ARREST HER IF HE WAS A POLICE OFFICER. I’M MELTING AT THEIR CUTENESS

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a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

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I know you're agender, but could you tell us if you're AMAB or AFAB (if that's not too personal)?

fun fact folks just because youre using “activist” lingo doesnt make the question “do you have a dick or nah” more acceptable

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I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

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You guys make a super cute couple.

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women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

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She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤