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is a shirt like this too much to ask for?

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so no one was gonna tell me that the run with the wind novel is getting translated into English ….

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Men these days can't fight vampires. All they know is call things picturesque, describe their meal, ignore warning signs, eat hot paprika and write

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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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I'm trying to work out a good way to tell tumblr i made a 2 player game about dracula and jonathan harker cohabitating awkwardly without making it sound like a grift. i truly just think it would be appreciated here at this particular moment in time.

especially as it takes place exlpicitly during chapter 3 of dracula and ya'll probably are only a couple days out from it.

anyway i guess this is the post now.

This Game Takes Place In Dracula's Castle - a two player game about homoerotically testing the boundaries of decorum with a vampire

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Tumblr girlies when their bestie Jonathan emails to describe horrors beyond comprehesion that he's experiencing during his little trip

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Pictured: Dracula 10 minutes before leaving to pick up Jonathan

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i love being subscribed to dracula daily as a person that only knows the broad plot of the book Dracula. i feel like im going out for lunch with jonothan harker and hes telling me about a ye olde grinder hookup he had that was basically a tour of the red flag factory 

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i walk into the club wearing the kl hot topic shirt, silver gold plated voltron logo necklace, sapphire voltron head ring, a backpack with the faces of everyone on the team ms painted onto it, and gucci black voltron sunglasses wyd

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America’s Next Top Model S1 if it was a french drama film about a lesbian romance 

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I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

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remember the cask of amontillado meme? that was a good meme we should bring that back

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your baby's first word was "dada"? lol, cute. i bet he doesn't know what dadaism even is. my baby's first word was "sepulchritude" and he enunciated it perfectly.

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We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

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