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I got put in time out by a bunch of 6 year olds

I'm gonna die here

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I'm going to rip out my sinuses and feed them to the local cow

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I hate it when you get thirsty and your mouth gets filled with the Dehydration Slime™

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Nothing like waking up and sneezing 7 times to remember you're alive

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Me listening to Feed The Pig for the eighth time

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I looked up what a murderbot is on google, and it is a show about a robot who gains sentience

interesting...

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I was checking my blog and saw this on my radar. I have no idea what a radar or a murderbot is but the algorithm god thought I would like it and therefore I am obliged to reblog

Murderbot self-hug emoji

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Happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Shout out to every Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan ever

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Why is it, that the average height in America for women is 5ft 4in, AND YET EVERYONE I MEET IS TALLER THAN ME

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It's all because of this bad bitch right here

My biggest flex? Well, not to brag but I can spell gorgeous on my first try

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My biggest flex? Well, not to brag but I can spell gorgeous on my first try

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Who else remembers this frog mf Kelso

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I recently went back to my old high school after not attending for two years (running start), and was baffled to realize nobody recognized me due to the addition of new glasses I had gotten 6 months before.

I'm never calling Clark Kent being Superman's alter ego unrealistic again

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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Terry and Perry are back! I recently found out that they are bullying another member of The Crow Brothers, Barry. :(

I am dissatisfied with their behavior and will be having talks with them

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These are two members of The Crow Brothers, a group of 5 crows I feed around my neighborhood.

Meet Terry and Perry