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I found a scientifically Interesting Guy this morning.

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extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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Anon visits webpages in 2022

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the heresy of babel.

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environmental storytelling

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everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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yo what

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cooking with trauma

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Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989

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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

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Hello, have you seen my wife? Her name is Ms.Piggy, and I got a letter from her, which came from here. This is her hometown I think, Swinelent Hill.

This place seems strange, ribbit....

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the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks