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When a girl says “I’m here to see my husband” and it turns out to be a dead polar explorer (who was also very much someone else’s husband)

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How did you pee?

I didn't lol. In most of my cosplays I simply don't because I can't lol

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📸 David Photography (FB)

Had the pleasure of competing in my very first cosplay competition ever! Did I officially win anything? No. In my heart did I win because I made it through, rocked the stage, and got to hoot and holler for all the other amazing cosplays? Hell yeah!

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callout posts are like "i did something extremely rude to this person & they were annoyed by that. dont you think that means they should lose all of their friends & become socially untouchable & get shot with 1 million guns???"

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me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

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hobbies: giving myself unnecessary anxiety

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damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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sleepy tired exhausted................ 100 snoozes

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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Yesterday my sister was going to complain about how things could have been different with our parents but stopped herself and said "No use treading through the multiverse"

Sooo true bestie that's going straight into my lexicon

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okay folks! after hours of figuring out procreate and editing, I've finally finished my cannibalism identification zine. Behold!

digital copy without watermarks, check out the thing below the cut. Otherwise, enjoy!

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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i say "my friend" a lot when addressing people and i think the initial reason was because its a good replacement for "dude" in sentences But also i just really like it because it makes me sound very whimsical and kind. It is up to you my friend. Thats a wonderful idea my friend.

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I have so much more respect for any historical fiction shows or movies that include historically accurate hairstyles even when they look weird and dumb to modern eyes. You get rid of those beach waves this minute, you fucking cowards.

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite