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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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this came to me suddenly in a vision

ive drawn him too much today im getting sick of him (lie detector machine goes off)

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you are never alone in your pain because there is always The Character

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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

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embroidery cake

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Martyn, You have the script for the next Life Series, right? Could you please tell us the full outline of what's supposed to happen and who's supposed to die first and win?

Bdubs dead first, Gem wins

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one thing that sucks in tandem wrt being fat and/or being physically disabled is a lifetime of being the downer no fun allowed friend just because of your body being the way that it is. can't fit on that amusement park ride can't keep up walking pace with the group can't navigate rough terrain with a mobility device etc. you try to even lightheartedly poke fun at the ada violations in a space or the seating you won't even try to sit on because it's clearly got a capacity of ~100lb and no matter what you get the weary wish-you'd-stayed-home stare right back

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also saw some post earlier today about how gen z isn't doing cults anymore. That's simply not true. It's simply not true. There are actually more cults than ever and they are on the discord app. You don't understand. They are doing struggle sessions in fandom discourds

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pins by Abprallen

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yes, their close platonic relationship in canon is important to me specifically because it's both close and platonic

yes, I also ship them romantically, or as part of a romantic poly ship

I refuse to lock myself into a single interpretation of a fictional relationship when there's multiple interesting ways to view it. I can do both

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Shoutout to ambulatory wheelchair users who can walk a long way, whether aided or unaided. To people who can hike up a mountain one day, but another day can’t even get out of bed; you still deserve to use a wheelchair, you are not faking your disability. When you have a fluctuating disability, it’s hard to feel like your needs are important, but they are.

(Yes this post is about me. Don’t clown on this post, if you don’t relate just scroll away)

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Executive dysfunction makes me do wild shit like text somebody "I'll email it to you right now!" and then sit completely still at my desk for twenty minutes

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i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

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sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!

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white people discovering the clankers meme and enacting racist(mainly antiblack) fantasies onto a fictional race and doing it gleefully because they can somewhat get away with it is disturbing.

it goes from an edgy joke to just straight up punching down/racism

ironic racism is still racism

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