The battle for our lives, Hand in hand, I know we'll conquer. We will destroy this Nemesis!
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first person to eat a sausage an onion and a pepper together must have cummed themselves straight to death
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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy


Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
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probably the funniest panel ever. “chilchuck always says i’m sick in the head and threatens me.” that s so funny
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[trying to soften the blow] something VERY biblical has happened to your dog
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