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Our New Delivery Service

Good day, patrons of the Fantavern

With the current state of our society, we understand it may be difficult to leave the comfort and safety of your homes. With that, we would like to introduce our new delivery service.

Simply send in your orders with your addresses to our discussion board, and we will deliver your orders to you as soon as possible. With an additional fee of only 10G, there's no place more convenient than the Fantavern.

For any questions or clarifications, you may visit Cordelia at her office or send a letter our way. We are thankful for your continued support.

-The Tavern

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Welcome, Jurek

We have recently acquired ourselves a new member to the Fantavern. Meet Jurek, our janitor and bouncer.

Please show him the same respect you would show the rest of the team as he adjusts to his new position here at the tavern.

For any concerns, please contact me at my office.

-The Manager 🐟

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Greetings and good day, Fantasticks

We have heard whispers of a new kind of beast within the mage's association and we would like you to investigate it. If you're interested, you know where to find me.

-The Great Sage, Madame D of the Malmity Academy

Good day, Professor!

We would be glad to assist you with this investigation. Please expect us by tonight.

-The Tavern

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there is a chicken rolling around the yard, any thoughts on how that happened??

I see Adobo had a sip of a certain patron's drink. I assure you, we will be taking her to the vet as soon as possible.

While alcohol is not lethal for chickens, some are even recorded to enjoy the sensation of being under influence, it does cause damage to their livers in the same way it does for humans.

May this be a public reminder to inform any of our staff as soon as one sees Adobo inside the tavern and do not allow her to drink from your alcoholic beverages. Thank you for your kind cooperation.

-The Manager 🐟

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Help adobo keeps pecking my drink... is it okay?

I see. Thank you for informing us.

Our sincerest apologies, Adobo is not meant to be inside the tavern. Please do not feed her your drink, we shall be escorting her out of the tavern as soon as possible.

-The Manager 🐟

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5/5 Stars! The drinks were magical (my drink did start to taste funky but as long as it's stargramable it's alright!) I'd also like to commend the manager for providing me with so many accommodations that my Carmen instincts died down immediately leaving me with a stomach filled with pretty but weird tasting drinks!

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One of the elusive "Stargram" users, I see.

We are very glad we managed to provide a satisfying service to you and appreciate your patronage. Do come again!

-The Manager 🐟

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I got a drink from this place, three hours later I'm now in the hospital with severe food poisoning. My stomach feels like the the most sizzling soda ever. Would still rate the place a 3/5, my sick looked purple though.

Dear Newtbowl,

From the entire staff, we sincerely apologize for the damage done towards your well-being. According to our barkeep, the drink you received was an experimental blend that was not meant to be officially released to the public. Seeing as you received major adverse effects from this drink, I can assure you that it would not ever be served to others.

As an apology, allow us to help with settling any medical bills the hospital trip would cost you. Please approach me at my office to discuss this matter. I'll be having a firm talk with Schnitzel as well.

Thank you for taking the time to bring this to my attention, and we are incredibly sorry for this.

-The Manager 🐟

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Important Announcement

Good day, our dear patrons

Due to recent concerns over health and safety, we are planning to implement a project called "SCP" here at the Fantavern. This project will ensure a safe and organized environment for all.

More details will be given in the future, please look forward to it.

-The Manager 🐟

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We're Hiring!

Good day, patrons of the Fantavern

We have found that we have been receiving a recent influx of customers. While we can not be grateful enough for the support and continued patronage, with this comes more work to be done to help provide everybody with the best possible experience.

We are currently looking for people willing to fulfill the roles of:

Janitor

Bouncer

The ideal candidate would be anybody who is familiar with how things are run here at the Fantavern and can get along well with the staff. Additionally, somebody with prior adventuring knowledge (particularly a swordsman) would be appreciated for any jobs we are given.

If interested, please contact Cordelia at her office at any time during the tavern's business hours to discuss any additional details.

-The Tavern

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Greetings and good day, Fantasticks

We have heard whispers of a new kind of beast within the mage's association and we would like you to investigate it. If you're interested, you know where to find me.

-The Great Sage, Madame D of the Malmity Academy

Good day, Professor!

We, the Fantasticks, will gladly accept this mission. We shall see you tomorrow, Professor.

-The Tavern

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Welcome, Adobo

We have recently acquired ourselves a new friend here at the Fantavern. Say hello to Adobo, our pet chicken.

You may visit Adobo in the yard at any time during your visit, however we must ask that you respect her space while you do. Any rowdy and/or violent behavior shall be dealt with accordingly.

-The Manager 🐟

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Dear Fantasticks,

We have a job for you all. We have recently discovered an unexplored dungeon nearby, just west of the tavern. We were thinking of using it as a learning site for our students. However, we need to verify its safety first.

Would your team be available to explore this dungeon? Please contact us if you are interested.

-The Great Sages D and C of the Malmity Academy of Artificery

A request from the Malmity Academy? Hello, Professors.

We would be glad to accept this request. Please expect us at the academy tomorrow by sundown.

-The Manager, Cordelia 🐟

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Security Update Log 2

Good day, our dear patrons

We at the Fantavern wish you all well. We have recently implemented new security features and rules we would like to share with you all.

There have been even more customers visiting the tavern. While we couldn't be more grateful, some of our patrons seem to be rather rowdy. As such, we have increased our security by employing our familiars to help us manage the tavern. Any activity deemed inappropriate or disruptive will lead to the offending party being escorted out or, in the event of multiple offences blacklisted from the tavern.

There have also been threats of violence within the premises, both to other patrons an our own staff. We would like to remind our guests to please be courteous towards others. We also have multiple protective firewalls set to prevent any magic within the tavern and kindly request all patrons to leave their weapons by the door.

However, in the event that something unavoidable happens, we have also installed various restorative runes to help us recover anything that may have been lost or destroyed.

That is all for now. Thank you for reading and enjoy your stay at the Fantavern.

-The Manager 🐟

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Some dudes just got rowdy, and a bunch of cats and elves popped up to escort them out??? Lmaoooooo.

I think the bartender added something funky to their drinks

Indeed. We have increased our security by employing our familiars to help us manage the tavern. Any activity deemed inappropriate or disruptive will lead to the offending party being escorted out or, in the event of multiple offences blacklisted from the tavern.

-The Manager 🐟

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Can I buy the giant corn hammer?

Sorry, my weapon isn't for sale. Unless you're willing to offer a generous amount for it...

-The Waitress 🌽

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Fantasticks, I am currently in search of a glowing mushroom. It could be of any variety as I am currently researching its bioluminescent properties and totally not using them to make rainbow fire. Thank you

- Sir Fil, the alchemist

Schnitzel has informed me that she is in possession of these glowing mushrooms and has them on-hand. She is willing to sell you some, you simply need to approach her at the bar under the condition that she "won't ask as long as you don't."

-The Manager 🐟

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The manager's hat looks tasty. Is it edible?

I'm afraid my hat is not edible, no. My sincerest apologies.

-The Manager 🐟