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Sorry can you fucking imagine? You just finish Grave of the Fireflies and then go right into Manchester by the Sea? This could literally kill you, this is like Netflix encouraging you to kill yourself basically, that's what they're doing when they show you these movies. 'need a good laugh', uh yeah buddy, I'm getting one, from your sickening choice of film recommendation

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huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

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There's a scene in Smallville where they make Jensen Ackles say 'you're the girl who beats the crap out of me at x-box'. Not any specific game. Just x-box. She always beats him at x-box. Also Jensen Ackles is there. I don't like any of thi- post cancelled they won me back with Clois dunk tank scene. Tom Welling so big and beautiful they put him in a dunk tank because everyone is in love with him. Wow

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I loved watching superman (2025) where he gets bullied by every specie under the sun for 2 hours and 9 minutes

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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

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learning a lot about men on the dash today

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God, thank you for remembering the exact titles, I fucking lost it at identity crisis & and mental illness, like truly what does he think he's gonna find in this book...

I really admire that Clark Kent (Smallville 2001) has never experienced a problem that he hasn't tried to fix by reading a comically specific book on the subject

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this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

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Smallville Clark plot is like: oh no! There's a bug boy and he's trying to hurt Lana!! Better find a way to fight this bug boy without accidentally revealing my powers to the town!

And then it cuts to Lex and he's experiencing levels of depression and parental abuse that haven't been seen since Shinji Ikari

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They actually made way more succession they just hid it in Lex Luthor B-stories in Smallville

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I really admire that Clark Kent (Smallville 2001) has never experienced a problem that he hasn't tried to fix by reading a comically specific book on the subject

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Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.

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What if you survived a plane crash/ murder attempt, lived on a deserted island for three months, almost died of malaria, got home, found out from your dad who you thought tried to kill you that it was actually your wife who tried to kill you, so you get on ANOTHER plane with her just to accidentally shoot the pilot and now YOU, still injured from your last plane crash, have to land the plane. Also your best friend is a 15 year old alien and your dad is trying to steal his blood. Happened to my good friend Lex Luthor

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close enough, welcome back Tony/Sid/Michele

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Just started season 3 of Smallville, this show is fucking ridiculous. I look up at my screen and suddenly Lex Luthor is in Lost. They put him on the island from Lost. Why did they do that.

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo