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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
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waow!! he sure can pelican huh
i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again
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flipped my boyfriend off and they just started making out with my hand
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024
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no because LISTEN ten didn’t want to go yet because if he changes he looses who he was with rose!!!
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One like = one smooch on his little head
One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes
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i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason
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