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wishing a very wonderful and fagtastic pride month to you all!!!!

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house md bravely takes the funniest possible stance on abortion, which is that it is murder, and also totally fine

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"straight actors shouldn't play gay roles" and how do you think Robert Sean Leonard is going to support his family????

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i have the inability to write angsty housefic. mainly because the show is already angsty enough and I need a blazing light of hope in this sad sad world. also because i like playing god and making my ken dolls kiss sloppily and gaily

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dr bungalow is a gayer and meaner version of dr house who fucks weirder and wilder

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Genuine question, why are hilson always pissing together.

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petition to have dr greg house be the new pope

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dr james wilson dancing on my grave as i succumb to my grievous injuries (homosexuality)

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road triiip

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i’m sorry WHY has no one here ever mentioned the house md super bowl commercial from 2011????? this is genuinely insane

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today i sent (2) housefics to a dear friend then promptly fell down the stairs. some higher being has decided to personally smite me for engaging with hilson but i remain steadfast and resolute in the light. my quest for gay sex shall continue

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in another universe, cuddy and wilson married each other, fell out of love in a few years, but stayed married for their daughter(rachel)'s sake.

one day when house comes over to their place for the first time to formally meet rachel, she starts calling him dada. everyone's confused because wilson is "papa" so she's not confusing house for her dad.

after series of events its revealed that all this time, cuddy and wilson, both have been cheating on each other....with house. and since he would come over while the other partner wasn't at home, rachel just assumed house was just this extra parent she had.

so for her, her family was mommy, papa, dada and she herself (as per the picture she drew in her art class and later proudly hung it up on the fridge).

all of them are just baffled at this point.

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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY <33333

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valentine’s day fic where house and wilson kill each other with increasingly distasteful gifts. house makes an honest attempt at snorting crushed up candy hearts and taking vicodin simultaneously. they wind up watching hilariously bad romcoms and consuming copious amounts of chocolate and having terrible, life-changing sex.

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okay but greg and jimmy have gotta be at the top of the list for worst names to moan in bed

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valentine’s day fic where house and wilson kill each other with increasingly distasteful gifts. house makes an honest attempt at snorting crushed up candy hearts and taking vicodin simultaneously. they wind up watching hilariously bad romcoms and consuming copious amounts of chocolate and having terrible, life-changing sex.