firebreathingpomegranate

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Why no, no I haven't. Thank you for reminding virgins to do this, YouTube. Very beneficial.

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Why the fuck is this in my YouTube recommended?

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Guess who got hurt on Fourth of July and it didn’t have to do with fire at all!

[firebreathingpomegranate]

I HAVE NOW EATEN EIGHT WAFFLES I AM A GOD

I want more waffles but I've already hAD FOUR

[firebreathingpomegranate]

I'm watching a tutorial video for online class and I'm just going to make a Spotify playlist while I wait for this hell to be over

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Im eating more waffles. YOU CANNOT STOP ME

I want more waffles but I've already hAD FOUR

[firebreathingpomegranate]

I want more waffles but I've already hAD FOUR

[firebreathingpomegranate]

My grandmother is listening to Country Roads on repeat and I am frightened.

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Little brother: these jeans are killing me!

Little sister: you're killing yourself, you suicide-face!

[firebreathingpomegranate]

My brother: Hey Siri, remind me that I have hot dogs in my pocket

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Being an older sibling is wierd

One second, you're like: I WILL KILL ENTIRE FAMILIES JUST TO KEEP YOU SAFE, YOU PRECIOUS BEAN

And THEN you're like: I'M ABOUT TO THROW YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

It's very conflicting. On one hand, you become the most over protective being known to mankind, and on the other, you might not care if they suddenly happened to maybe stub their toe...

I'm after you table leg... How dare you hurt my little sister's toe.

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Goodbye

Time: 2:03 am

Time my mother wakes up: 7:30-ish

I just cut my hair...

If I go missing, it is because I am dead, killed by my mother...

Farewell

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Friend: would you like to touch it? It's his p****

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Me: *sitting in biology listening to music after a test*

Spotify: *plays Guns and Ships*

Me: *internally* LAFAYETTE

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Overheard at store...

Mother: If I left wouldn't you be all alone and hungry?

Little kid: *thinks* no

[firebreathingpomegranate]

Walking

My grandma: or I could *long sigh* walk down the street...

[firebreathingpomegranate]

My group chat...