firewhiskeyandhoney

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

I once thought this moment was the beginning of our happiness. Little did I know, it was the end of everything.   

Lighter & Princess 点燃我，温暖你 (2022) — Episode. 21   

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

i just wanted to let you all know that i am normal

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

I really want a one night stand where she snuck out before he woke up and he tried looking her up but he didn’t even know her full name, so he moved on. Move on years down the road and he’s just gotten engaged and at the engagement part he’s introduced to her sister that’s been living overseas for the past few days, but who is it, that girl from all those years ago. Better yet, meet her child, wait, why do they his eyes.

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

oh to be pinned against a wall by my arch nemesis who i am secretly pining for and smirk insolently up at them while fantasizing about kissing them and being kissed back as they lean forward until our noses are almost touching to whisper threats which are meant to intimidate me but only turn me on more in my ear

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

i really want a plot where a prince is in love with a maid. maybe they’ve been best friends since they were kids, her growing up in the palace with him. maybe he’s betrothed so she tries to keep her distance, maybe he’s normally a playboy prince but she’s his weakness. gimme !!

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

pls give me “we’re exes who ended on kind of shitty terms but are trying to ‘stay friends’ anyway, and we occasionally sabotage each other’s dates, get drunk and fuck, scream and fight until four in the morning and still refuse to acknowledge maybe we’re not quite as over each other as we like to think we are.”

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

i’m craving a plot where a girl matches up with her best friends brother on tinder and every time she sleeps over from then on she sneaks into his room to spend the night after the best friend has fallen asleep like please and thank you 

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

zaynsfrog:

does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

a fucked up modern day marriage plot where a rival mob boss marries his daughter, muse a, off to muse b to calm the tension between the families. at first they hate each other, but once forced to live together, they start warming up to each other, too stubborn to let it show. then one night he comes back from an important deal gone wrong, his face is fucked up and he’s feverish and she takes care of him all night and etc etc etc…i need it?

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

church girl + unholy bf . i need it .

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

you snorted coke off my tits and fucked me in the bathroom at a party last weekend and here I am … sitting in the front row of your classroom on the first day of your course …

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

um, give me a plot where she used to be this sexy, wild girl and had a bad boy boyfriend to match but when he turned eighteen he was caught for some crime and sent to prison for a couple years. he came out fully expecting for her to be waiting for him but when he finds her she’s this prim and proper girl who is dating some pretentious ivy league dick. she pretends to be happy with her vanilla, boring relationship, but soon he wraps her up in his world again.

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

after reading a fic last night i REALLLLLY want a royalty AU where muse a is a princess and muse b has just been assigned as her royal guard. but here's the kicker muse a is kind of a pain in the ass, always trying to sneak out past muse b, and always keeping muse b on their toes. muse a cannot care less about being royalty she just wants to live and sneak off to the woods or see the merchants market meanwhile muse b is sulking after her trying to not lose their job as royal guard -and of course muse b slowly starts to let muse a get away with things growing a soft spot for them.

bonus points if they have to travel across the land for something and have to share a bed??

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

i’m dating your brother but that doesn’t stop you from whispering in my ear that you can fuck me better or for trying to finger me under the table and god he doesn’t kiss my neck the way you do and we’ve been sneaking around behind his back and i feel so guilty but you make me feel so good

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

give me the cliche - good girl falls in love with bad boy/girl/non-binary, her parents despise him and forbid her from seeing him/her/them ( all romeo & juliet style ), so the two run away to vegas and get married in a 24 hour chapel by an elvis impersonator. queue extra angst, sexual tension, cheesy honeymoon suites with heart shaped beds. yes yes yes.

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

this is a holy place, so you better be quiet and respectful while i screw you in the confessional booth.

[firewhiskeyandhoney]

DON'T WORRY DARLING, dir. Olivia Wilde (2022)