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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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oh no

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lil man

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calling your crush/boyfriend/partner “bro” is mlm culture

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CIS PEOPLE ARE SO UNREAL BRO……..i made a “im epic and sexy and my meat is huge” joke to one of my cis friends and she just said “well youre trans so you dont HAVE meat” like ok….first of all its a joke and second of all its a joke

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oh shit! o h shit !! 

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The 21st Century is a very dangerous century

(this bit had me reeling)

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Area 51 don’t stand a chance against me

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This is literally killing me

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hewwo? it’s me your uwber dwiver!!!

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bro where are the girls who levitate?

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*vapes testosterone*

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finn is a sleepy boy

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