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man i just wanna reach in there and tug on the tongue a lil bit
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whatever. go my cigarette enjoyer
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it feels like the moment i mask up all the fuckin pigs just pour outta the donut shop
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i got involved with the payday polycule and all i got was metamours who are complete fuckin nutjobs
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i fear i have to invest in armor for the sake of my own health
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shhh not right now papa's trying to figure out a secondary weapon for a bonniemaxxing build
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it is entirely normal to fight with your associates off-the-clock in a car park
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all im saying is that if by the grace of god Crank 3 comes out... and Payday 3 is still kickin... cross promotional whatever shit should come to fruition. it'll be funny
#not quite saying chev's a good stand-in for the jimmy-shaped hole in our hearts but i'm ripping my copium iv out#anyways yes hello i've watched Films today. my knowledge is becoming vast. i'm learning sooooo much
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houston gets diagnosed with autism at the tender age of Concerningly Late. dallas' only comment is "it's because you're always on that damn phone." they kill each other and die badly
#sorry this has been brewing in my skull ever since i transparent'd that fucking hous scrot#by concerningly late i mean close enough to events of canon. even if that goes against my personal perception. anything for the comedy
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