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vampire squids arent vampires OR squids so theres that
animals that do not live up to their names
horseshoe crab (not a horseshoe; not a crab)
peacock (has no cock)
sand dollar (not made of sand, actually costs 13 dollars)
butterfly (does not contain butter)
jellyfish (not a fish)
cuttlefish (see above)
vampire squid (not a vampire)
bearded dragon (beardless)
bald eagle (is not bald)
sunfish (will not kill you within minutes due to intense heat if you approach it)
ping pong tree sponge (cannot play ping pong)
praying mantis (atheist)
animals that live up to their names
fly
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its manatee awareness month you fucking moron
its november you know what that means!
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Can we see the Vegimals and their dad (Shellington) 馃ズ
waaa I鈥檝e been meaning to draw more vegimals >:33


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Bleph it them


I hope the second one hasn鈥檛 been done already lolz
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Shellington n Peso doodles



oo for this last one
cw drug
Random joke my friend said about em having a meth lab hshshsh
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the gods are testing me and I am going to fail.
hi guys its 1:33 pm on halloween and i am already out of spoons and listening to the playlist my significant other made me and drinking a protein smoothie my brother is coming over to hand out candy and watch bootlegs with me just thought id update. happy hallow peen
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hi guys its 1:33 pm on halloween and i am already out of spoons and listening to the playlist my significant other made me and drinking a protein smoothie my brother is coming over to hand out candy and watch bootlegs with me just thought id update. happy hallow peen
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not to be controversial on halloween of all days but theclub isntthebestplacetofinlove so thbariswhereigo
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holy shit holy shit holy shit holt hismholy Shit
Death and his hellhound
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As marauders fan I am so freaking scared of Halloween
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very disappointed with the outcome of this poll. james potter will get BELIDGERANTLY DRUNK every SINGLE weekend but he will never. and i mean Never touch a cigarette or a vape in his life. he is terrified of lung cancer
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