fishingfor-bread
fishingfor-bread
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fishingfor-bread · 2 months ago
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fishingfor-bread · 2 months ago
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Wow this show is so good
It’s a shame to have wasted watching it during a bad mood
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fishingfor-bread · 5 months ago
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LMAO my ex is still fucking over women & being a piece of shit
Meanwhile I have the most beautiful, sweetest boy on a leash who has done nothing but earn my trust
And I’m moving to one of the coolest places in the country to work my dream job
So like tbh,,?? Kinda sick. The bad people will get what’s coming to them
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fishingfor-bread · 5 months ago
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Very disturbing dream about my cat’s arms and legs being replaced by crab legs & claws.
Except that was the normal part - what wasn’t normal was the way they were growing off of each other, so each crab leg had multiple legs branching off
I thought about just cracking them off bc it’s a crab leg & I know how to do that? But it was attached to my cat and I didn’t want to hurt him?? And I was also thinking about how disturbing it would be to see the meat inside.
This may be the most disturbing dream I have ever had
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fishingfor-bread · 7 months ago
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fishingfor-bread · 7 months ago
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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fishingfor-bread · 8 months ago
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Most anti phone advice is so inane and regurgitated to me but one thing I’ve been thinking about for days is “social media is okay, but the real danger comes in when you think your phone should be your go to during your limited pockets of leisure” like that’s literally the truest thing ever
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fishingfor-bread · 8 months ago
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fishingfor-bread · 8 months ago
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Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile
Click here and follow to get more daily positivity on your dash!
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fishingfor-bread · 8 months ago
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More train than dragon but I fold, metro train from the DC area cause public transit is cool
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fishingfor-bread · 9 months ago
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Resisting the feminine urge to bash my head against a tile wall until it cracks open
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fishingfor-bread · 9 months ago
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Oh no
I fear I have developed Seasonal Depression
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fishingfor-bread · 9 months ago
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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fishingfor-bread · 9 months ago
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Oh shit she took pics off the insta ig it’s official now maybe
I hope she is so good & he either changes or rots (he still hasn’t apologized or sent me my stuff so maybe he rots lmao)
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fishingfor-bread · 9 months ago
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Holy shit bro i literally had a nightmare about him that was more intense than one I’ve had in a while about him fucking a dragon and using me and. I woke up to texts from him ex about how I was right
Holy shit
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fishingfor-bread · 10 months ago
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Okay so I had a moment of weakness and I checked my ex’s account!!
And he is still a loser playing tiny ass shows who dumped his actually cool friends that are playing lost lands lmao.
However,,,,, it seems that I am still jealous of his hot girlfriend, which means that I must simply become hotter until I surpass my levels of jealousy
(Is it that I have a hot pretty boy that I talk to daily making me not miss my ex? Possibly. Perhaps if I become very muscle mommy I will no longer feel jealous of pretty girls either and I will surpass all envy 😌)
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fishingfor-bread · 10 months ago
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Fuck I just realized that I don’t know when I stopped believing romantic love is real
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