fishmalazahn
fishmalazahn
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fishmalazahn · 9 days ago
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STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES 2.26 “Assignment: Earth”
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fishmalazahn · 9 days ago
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And if you’re a federal employee or applying for a federal job you have to write four little paragraphs about what you like about trump/trump policies. So can confirm as a federal employee, applying for a job is definitely a humiliation ritual.
Applying for jobs feels like a humiliation ritual 😔
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fishmalazahn · 9 days ago
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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹
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fishmalazahn · 15 days ago
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The Search For More Money begins in SPACEBALLS 2 — 2027 #god willing they meet Yogurt again 🙏🏻
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fishmalazahn · 17 days ago
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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fishmalazahn · 17 days ago
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Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.
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fishmalazahn · 25 days ago
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fishmalazahn · 27 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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fishmalazahn · 27 days ago
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Moonbows
A moonbow, also known as a lunar rainbow or white rainbow, is a rainbow created by moonlight rather than sunlight. It's formed when light from the moon refracts and reflects off water droplets, like those in rain or mist, creating a visible arc of light in the sky. Moonbows are generally fainter and less colorful than regular rainbows, and they are much rarer due to the need for specific conditions like a full or near-full moon, clear skies, and dark skies.
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fishmalazahn · 27 days ago
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That’s our Myrna!
from I Love You Again (1940)
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Another Thin Man (1939)
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fishmalazahn · 1 month ago
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Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray
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fishmalazahn · 1 month ago
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@asmoonlightthroughthepines
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fishmalazahn · 1 month ago
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Giant underwear party
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fishmalazahn · 1 month ago
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Daphne Du Maurier, May 13, 1907 – April 19, 1989.
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fishmalazahn · 1 month ago
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Floating again. @asmoonlightthroughthepines
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