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A comic I did for a roadrunner-themed anthology collected by my local indie comics group, 7000BC.
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Hey you. Yes, come here for a moment.
Let me tell you the most overlooked tip for fingering a girl.
Put the two fingers you would most likely use to finger a girl inside your mouth, now press the tips of your fingers against the inside of your cheek and drag them against it.
Did you go "But my nails look dirty and/or look they would hurt" before you even out them inside your mouth? Did it hurt when you dragged them against the inside of your cheek?
Clip them, file them down to get rid of any raged edges and clean them.
That's it. That's the tip.
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trans girl with really pretty organs: you’re not thinking about vivisecting me again, are you?
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entwined
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kind of a Valentine’s Day card inspired by the image under the cut!

#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#marcille delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#marcille x falin#marcille dunmeshi#falin x marcille#falin dunmeshi#falin touden
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I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.
Dual Roomba [Explained]
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[Cueball and White Hat are facing each other. A Roomba is to the right side of Cueball, who has his arm up.] Cueball: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. Cueball: But what do I do when the Roomba gets dirty?
[Cueball and White now face 2 Roombas, with Cueball gesturing towards the Roombas. One Roomba is climbing up a ramp in front of the second Roomba.] Cueball: Simple: Cueball: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other.
[Cueball kneels down to flip the first Roomba over.] Cueball: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides.
[Cueball and White Hat are now watching the Roombas clean each other.] White Hat: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve every seen. Cueball: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about this got demonetized.
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I’m okay with gay people or whatever, I just wish they would shove it in my face even more.
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I was complimented for my outfit today when I was in Gävle to buy tea. A woman walked up to me and said: "Excuse me, I just want to say that you look so nice. The beret, the cardigan... It's so cute!" It made my day. ^^
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Just learned about the Ammassalik maps
“[Kunit] had carved the chart himself and declared that it was not unusual to make such charts when one wanted to tell others about regions they did not know,” Holm wrote.
If I’m reading correctly it sounds like these were instructional aids meant to be paired with oral storytelling. You could mark out the best places to carry a kayak between fjords, or explain game movements to fellow hunters.
@muffinlance wouldn’t it be sad if Sokka had been left with a bunch of these, but didn’t have any of the corresponding stories to make sense of them?
Also I bet Toph would Love these.
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Imagine how awkward it would be getting your prostate fingerblasted, but the person you're hooking up with has a medical background and they actually find something wrong with your prostate while they're in there.
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Job? personality disorder?? societal pressures weighing down on you??? Ok bro . Get in the crate bro . You know you need crate time

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The first piece of art for my fursona ever! Shes Cat the Vixen! I am absolutely in love with her🦊
Huge shoutouts to the artist:
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