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Hosea: What’s going on?

Sean: Arthur may have died.

Hosea: Arthur may have died?

Javier: We’re looking into it.

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Dutch: Here's the plan.

Dutch: Arthur goes in.

Dutch: He starts slapping people hard in the face.

Dutch: And we see where that takes us.

Arthur: No.

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Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me $10,000 within the next 24 hours, I'll give you your little girlfriend back.

Kuvira, tied up: Ten thousan- YOU THINK I’M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?

Kidnapper: I-

Kuvira: MAKE IT TEN BILLI-

Zhu Li, snatching the phone from Baatar Jr on the other side of the line: SHUT UP!

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I always think of Tony stark and pepper Potts when I see them

They are the cutest!!

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DO THE THING!     ↳ varrick & zhu li, legend of korra

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just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

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b-b-b-b-b-beach

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I don’t think it did, but I’m still watching so who knows.

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Peter: So, to put it long story short, I stole Clint’s Airpods.

Steve: His what?

Peter: Y'know, those wireless earbuds that rich people use.

Steve: You mean his hearing aids??

Peter:

Peter: Oh no-

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tony: it’s late, you should stay over for the night. just take clint’s room

peter: i can’t take his room, he’s here

tony: oh it’s fine. he sleeps in the vents. he basically just… lives in the vents.

clint, from the vents: the wifi is so fucking fast in here

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Steve: I don’t think you should drink more coffee

Tony: Coffee cures depression

Clint and Bucky simultaneously: more espresso, less depresso

*all three clink their coffee pots*

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Natasha: Let’s play two truths one lie

Steve: Oh I know that one ok

Bucky: I’ll go first: I have a metal arm, my eyes are brown and I killed JFK.

Natasha: I think you’ve got the right idea but it needs to be a bit more challenging-

Clint: His eyes are blue

Sam:

Sam: You WHAT-

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Don’t trust anyone, not even yourself

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Galaxy Girls! They’ll beat you up… in space!

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I love ponyo