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i am so honestly rooting for tree's (tpot) demise like get that tumblr sexyman OUTA here

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My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

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asexuals are queer pass it on

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"you know i forgive you, right?"

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:)

og image under cut

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now that everyone knows it's me I guess I'll go all in

I've come to make an announcement: Firey's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he didnt let me onto his fucking island. That's right, he took his flaming lock out and he left me fucking standing out there, and he said "IM LETTING EVERYONE ELSE IN," and I said "THATS NOT FAIR," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: You've got a shitty island It's like my map except way worse. And guess what? Here's what my yoyleland looks like. That's right, baby. All magenta, no coins, no stupidity — look at that, it looks like a different planet. He killed me with his ferris wheel, so guess what, I'm gonna steal his island. That's right, this is what you get: IM GONNA CRY TO GET OUT!!! Except I'm not gonna cry to get out, I'm gonna go higher. I'M STEALING YOUR ISLAND! How do you like that, BFDI contestants?! I STOLE YOUR ISLAND, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before my map SHREDS hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight before I steal you too

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BOOO TOMATO TOMATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP GIVING OBJECTS TAILS!!! NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!

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me when the canon trans girl is a light bulb

love hearing people talk about object shows. “guys bowl of rice is soo bisexual coded!!” you’re so right queen. sadly I eated him

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//tpot 14 spoilers under cut

why are they like that

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Listen man. if toilet is DEAD. in ii2 18 i will eat an ENTIRE POMEGRANATE.

i will also do this. because i like pomegranates. and ill need it to cope withmy dead wife . because hes totally dead chat-🫒

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I do not like silver spoon i need to see that man beaten within an inch of his life. not in a sexual way I just want to see him laying on the floor pathetically or something. I do not support silvercandle because candle deserves better . there is no reason I feel this way I just find the idea of beating him up really funny i want to throw him around like a ragdoll.

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hanging out with the besties

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last night i had a dream where ii2 18 came out and it was like super artistic and experemental

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i heart you cheap pencils

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Imagine preferring a convicted felon over a woman. Imagine choosing that felon for president over a woman. Imagine choosing the convicted village idiot over a qualified woman.

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