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Happy trauma day everybody

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I'm an angry person but anyone who knows me knows I abhor violence. I'd never want to seriously hurt someone. However I should be allowed to do cartoon physics violence. Sometimes when people piss me off I just want to flatten them with a big hammer and turn them into a pancake and then they go *pop* and they're totally uninjured. That would be fine

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to be loved is to be seen

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Incredibly unserious

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forever fighting the urge to go “are you mad at me. do you still like me. do you hate me. do you want me publicly executed” to people

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can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

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can i be honest. all the "ivan is alive" insistence is really fucking annoying

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if you only support people with symptoms of a disability when you know for sure that they have said disability you aren't being the ally you think you are. btw.

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post confessions arc overt plural mob struggling w it hi

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i said plural-inator in regards to headcanons once but whenever i hear "inator" i think of doofenshmirtz and i cant stop thinking about doofenshmirtz building one of these

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no point in Not sharing this guy here too. i had a dream set in the alien stage universe where i was a pet named 106, and because of how much i was able to actually remember after waking up i decided to make them into an actual alnst oc ^-^

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btw "i hate this entire group of people because one of them abused me" will literally never be a good argument. ever

im sorry you were abused and that sucks and shouldnt have happened. but you cant use that as justification to mistreat other people, either.

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Adult ProTip, from a security professional: If a kid tells you, "My parents are gonna kill me / kick my ass / kick me out" for something relatively minor, don't respond with shit like "Really? ;) that sounds a little extreme, don't you think sweetie?" because that shit really does happen.

Instead, respond as though whatever threat they are afraid of is fully valid, and offer whatever you can do to help- ask if they believe they are in danger of being hurt in any way, and work accordingly.

If they're overreacting, they'll usually realize and dial it back, self-correct and begin thinking a bit more rationally.

If they're not overreacting, and the danger is real, then they'll need a level-headed adult in their corner, not another condescending authority figure who doesn't believe them.

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okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

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Maybe it’s just me , but I get annoyed when a guy who is canonically broke is drawn in fandom as a trans dude that’s fully medically transitioned. His ass cannot afford that.