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hey man do you need something

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"Yeah, never worn. No, nothing happened to the baby. Well so what if it sounds ominous? We bought two pairs of shoes for the baby and got another two from the baby shower, and honestly, there's not much of a reason for a baby to be wearing shoes. Well I mean she's either in the stroller, in the bassinet, or being carried by someone, she's not being put down on the floor. I'm saying that nothing happened to the baby. The baby is fine, she's just a toddler now, the shoes wouldn't fit her. I don't think you can do that, just ask people if their baby died. No, it wasn't a miscarriage. Look, are you interested in buying the shoes or not? I'm sorry that 'never worn' filled you with a sense of melancholy, but that's really not anything to do with me."

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i think one of the most embarrassing things about really liking / needing touch even nonsexually is the way "i want you to touch me" is perceived as a purely sexual thing. like we can just touch our legs together as friends it's okay. please

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speaking of content warnings, the other day i saw someone on ao3 saying they don't typically tag 'trans character' on their fics bcos they don't think they should have to provide a content warning for trans people existing which baffled me bcos it never occurred to me to think of that as a content warning as opposed to like, advertisement??

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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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Always the writer, never the reader.

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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Not too big of a fan of puppeteers

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U hit 25 and u really begin to understand the success of scrub daddy

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I know im not that active here lately, but i re-opened commissions if anyone's interested There's an option for a full comm as well, which will be the same style as most of my latest work. If anyone's interested in a bigger view to see examples of my art, here is my carrd as well

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What a pair they are! 💔 too bad ones a damn rat............