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Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast
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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship
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THE DISTURBING ORIGINS OF PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BAKERS MAN!!!! 😱😱😱
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nearly fucking choked in my gender clinic appointment today when asked “what would you do if you had thoughts of suicide or self harm now?” and all i could think to say was “i would get out there and vote”
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you
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