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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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i cant stop laughing. locked in a single hour

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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task manager kill this fucking thinbg

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why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!

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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

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Alan Ritchson as Jack Reacher Reacher Season 3, Episode 4 "Dominique"

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i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

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how do i get close to you

You can’t