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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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tiktok users will call themselves a crazy freak for being into conventionally attractive men with a couple of scars whereas tumblr users will straightfaced come up to you and be like ‘aha yeah im pretty vanilla i only want to fuck the Normal Amount of computer components :)’

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my debt to twitter is paid

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I see Bagger 288, I smash reblog

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It bugs me when people draw Tenna with eyebrows on his screen. His 'eyes' are the caps of his antennae. His eyebrows can't be below his eyes!

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man i really hope my roommates haven’t figured out that if they hear my fan running, it probably means im jacking off 💀

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literally the worst thing ever is when people make porn of canonically very metallic/plasticy and angular robots but they decide to just give them absurdly bulging fleshy human curves and make them look all wet and oily for some fucking reason like NO!!!!! I WANNA FUCK THE ***ROBOT!!!!!*** WITH WIRES AND BOLTS AND SCREWS AND GLASS AND METAL AND PLASTIC AND SILICON!!!!!! I GET OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF PUTTING MY DICK IN INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY!!!!!!!! HUMANOID OR NOT!!!!!!! I WANNA FUCK THE ROBOT!!!!!!!

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OUGH

............... should i be ashamed i spent almost the entire day trying to design him a retro robot body ...................

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Thinking about spudging/levering open a tough seam on a robot like helping your human partner get out of some impractical clothing.

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ο(=•ω＜=)ρ⌒☆

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fat robot girl belly rubs like if u agree

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"Tonnes of metal right above your back feeling like you've been mounted" is rearranging my neurons.

need to fuck myself on the barrel of an old fighter plane. its so much more intimate to me than the usual f35s i wanna fuck because here youre underneath it taking the barrel of it's gun so well with the tonnes of metal right above your back feeling like you've been mounted. 😵‍💫❤️💓

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bubble, pop, electric, something something in the back seat

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love all the flavors of tenna ive been seeing

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he is wearing a girdle