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── ( michael evans behling. twenty five. cis man. he/him. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen FABI TOMAN anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of angel by shaggy ft. rayvon last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to LANGSTON - i think they’re a JUNIOR studying MARINE BIOLOGY? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re PROTEAN AND VOLUBLE and a VIRGO. last night they kept going on and on about how they won MOST LIKELY TO CALL THEIR PROFESSOR "MOM" last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, BLITHE AND FRETFUL, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by a random dorm in case he was too drunk to find his own, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / as penned by daisy. 26. she/they. gmt +1.
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palladian school of art and design manfred taint, academic disciplinary office fwd. camille chen, painting lecturer; inez orellana, langston chancellor 9th june, 2025. title: a complete and utter mess. just unbelievable.
students,
there are no words that could be etched against tablet, scrawled against page, typed in this very email - that can describe how disappointed i am in you all. our abroad program, albeit last minute and unplanned, was a means to foster community in an ever - dying industry of art where ai runs rampant, and corporate everyday droll hangs over our heads like a foreboding prophecy. instead, it seems you have all forgotten the original purpose of our program, the rules we've put in place to establish a haven of learning - and you've turned against each other like a hungry pack of wolves. never in my thirty four years of advising students have i seen anything like this. dormitory ravers that flood corridors, blatant disrespect of RAs, indecent acts for all to see, destruction of historical properties, bloodshed amongst brothers - the list goes on. under normal circumstance, i would call each and every one of you into my office to harbor a discussion about these, frankly abhorrent, actions until we could come to a reasonable consequence. instead, since every single one of you are utterly shameless in your actions - i will be resorting to the ancient art of public shaming.
the following students are, from hereon and until the next semester, ( or however long you all will remain at palladian if this is your last semester on campus ) on disciplinary probation:
adrien beaumont. soren thompson. shepherd devi. zakaria qadir. dakota medina. junie bacalsco - coughlan. ramona kovach. laszlo kovach. yevgeny kiskova. katherine starling. luca florenzi. maximo espinoza - ortiz. leona remington - carr.
what this means, for those unaware, is that you are one step away from suspension or expulsion, if the situation so demands. each student will be stripped of their legibility to represent the school under a leadership role, such as student government; they will be barred from participating in extracurriculars - including informal groups that utilize palladian property and grounds; and they may not represent the school under any circumstance - whether competition or internship. each and every one of you must undergo mandated meetings with palladian or langston staff, whether to check in on your progress or to seek further help utilizing our resources and counselors. furthermore, it is highly discouraged that any named party be seen with one another in any capacity - an informal no contact order, if you will. students listed will be considered endangered, and must stay under good academic standing if they wish to finish out their semester under palladian - or if they wish to graduate at all. any students not listed, yet reported to our office for similar or likewise reasons, will face the same repercussions.
to prevent this, the rest of our student body will be undergoing an overhaul in rules, privileges, et cetera. curfew will be enforced and no langston student may be found on palladian campus after 7pm sharp. common areas will be closed off for both student populations after 6pm, and by 9pm - lights must be out. this goes for both weekday and weekend. palladian and castle fell will be implementing a new dry campus policy effective immediately - and all dormitories will be subjected to randomized room inspections. failure to commit to the new policies in place will result in further discipline.
remember, while we allow and encourage freedom of expression, the wiles of life and everything it throws at oneself - we are an academic institution, first and foremost. it seems too many of you have forgotten what real consequence looks like. to listed students - if you wish to fight your probation, my office hours are listed under the administrator directory. to unlisted students - remember those who have led to these extreme - yet necessary - repercussions. do not be like them. be better. you are our future.
lukewarm regards,
manfred taint.
p.s. it is a family name and i am proud of it. thank you.
#langston.drop#langston.event#not really an event but i dont hv a formal tag for plot drops :P#well. .drop i guess#ANYWAYS#this is based off of things i know happened on dash / i know were headcanoned#IF U WOULD LIKE A MUSE TO BE UNDER PROBATION FR WHATEVER REASON PLS DM ME ILL ADD U!!!#surprise!
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── ( evan mock. 25. demi-man. he/they. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen FOSTER KILATAN anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of binz by solange last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to LANGSTON - i think they’re a JUNIOR studying ANTHROPOLOGY & FOREIGN LANGUAGES? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re METICULOUS, VACILLANT, and a PISCES. last night they kept going on and on about how they won MOST LIKELY TO BE THRUST INTO A POLYCULE last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, FERVENT & AVOIDANT, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by the friday produce markets, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / as penned by fiona. 25. she/her. pst.
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── ( nana komatsu. twenty five. demi - woman. she/they. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen PALOMA "BABE" MORI anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of dancing with tears in my eyes by kesha last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to LANGSTON - i think they’re a JUNIOR studying MORTUARY SCIENCE AND TAXIDERMY? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re VEHEMENT, MESMERIZING, and a LEO . last night they kept going on and on about how they won NO SUPERLATIVE, BUT A PAIR OF TWO PAW - CLASPED TAP DANCING MICE INSTEAD last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, FLIGHTY AND VULNERABLE, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by rabbithole, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / as penned by ur admin!
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── ( win metawin. 25. cis man. he/him. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen KASEM JITRANON anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of overdue (with travis scott) by metro boomin last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to LANGSTON - i think they’re a SENIOR studying ECONOMICS + AGRICULTURE? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re CAPRICIOUS + FACETIOUS and a SCORPIO. last night they kept going on and on about how they won MOST LIKELY TO CON SOMEONE JUST TO PROVE THEY HAD THE CHARM TO DO IT last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, AWKWARD + CONFIDENT, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by rabbithole, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / hi
── ( lovie simone. twenty three. cis woman. she / her. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen CYNTHIA TSIBOE anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of say it right by nelly furtado last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to LANGSTON - i think they’re a JUNIOR studying BIOLOGY? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re AFFABLE AND OVERZEALOUS and a AQUARIUS . last night they kept going on and on about how they won WORLD'S BIGGEST SWEETHEART last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, SUPPORTIVE & COMPETITIVE you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by the inner gardeb, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / let me in
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haggis befstock, dorm supervisor and certified reformed body rocker 19th may, 2025. title: school festival szn baby !!!
meow meows,
thank you to all those concerned with my absence from our last few supervisory meetings, therapy is going wonderfully if u even care lmao if you're wondering! xx all of your wrongs have been forgiven, and my sparkle has NOT been dimmed by your continued ungratefulne- [ it looks as if haggis has forgotten to backspace this portion of the email. ]
personal business aside - the beautiful professor chen has requested i email you all personally in regards to our upcoming school event, since every single event posted up on our bulletin boards go ignored, with the small exception of our safe sex assembly. though i know we were all there for one reason, and one reason only <3 thank you dakota medina for my LIFE!
anyways! as our semester's end is fast - approaching and we're, like, spiraling vastly out of control, palladian thought it'd be just darling if each department came together as one to showcase their majors, and your, like, supposed talents. because finals weren't enough stress <3 if any of you know of any sexy grads in my department, please reply promptly with their ig x thank you!
the festival - because that's what they're calling this, a showcase festival - will begin on the first of june, giving you all two weeks to collab with your fellow students and come up with something not completely embarrassing. your department heads will be emailing you all shortly with their own budget, rules, etc. for your exhibits, and it's expected that everyone partakes! i can't confirm, but i'm pretty sure this is going to be a contributor to your final grades this semester. very tori vega, hollywood hills, victorious vibes. i think. i'm too pretty for this. i need to meditate.
that's all for now, kittens - behave yourselves, or else we'll have to have another assembly ... on second thought-
anyways! toodles xx
p.s. keep your saturday open ;) we've got something far more exciting than anything school led xx deets will be sent later on.

hey lambchops ! as we start to close out the bath arc and prepare ourselves to leave england, palladian has one more little treat for everyone ... the showcase festival ! below the read more are the details of the festival and which students are assigned where. this is a mandatory event, meaning all muses must partake & event threads should be prioritized. ic, the event will be taking place between june 2nd and june 6th. ooc, the event will start july 9th, and end july 23rd. and of course ... keep an eye out for any plot drops, or additional events <3 have fun my babies !

GENERAL ATTRACTIONS.
with palladian's festival thrown far and wide across campus ( i.e. mostly spaced between the forum and the courtyard, aside from a few nearby pitstops & destinations ) by each department interdisciplinary majors have been left with the task to ... figure it out. leaving their creations, attractions, and exhibits to be sprawled across palladian in whichever spaces were left unoccupied. from circus majors walking on stilts to shakespearean students monologuing tales of the past as others pass right on by, to the diy students crafting their very own button & patch stations. there is trivia hosted in the cuthbert's art library, photo booths and psychic tents lining the solarium, a tent just within courtyard gates claiming to give "temporary" tattoos. the diners, drive - ins, and dives majors ( all separate ) have joined forces to bring forth food vendors and a blankets - only drive - in movie. and ted ... ted is talking in the amphitheatre, and he implores everyone to ted their own talks. we don't talk about the mystery wheel. nobody talks about the mystery wheel, or the curse ( or prizes ) it bestows upon each student as they enter the festival. the infirmary will be open for any potential injuries or sickness, and overwhelmed students are free to utilize any of the unlocked classrooms for a chance to recollect.
HUMANITIES.
the orphean escape, the mirrored maze, and the bad advice hotline — located in the forums & lounge. as presented by — jamie prescott, atlas kang, maya maheswaren, frankie noel, blue haddaway, and leona remington-carr.
two very misused studios lay before you. to your left is the orphean escape, an escape room in which you are orpheus on his journey through the underworld with your beloved right behind you. or are they? students will be tasked with solving multiple puzzles, semi - functional mechanisms, and navigating hallways beyond the university's blueprints that may have been sealed at some point. to your right - is an attraction just as frustrating! the mirrored maze is exactly that - a maze of mirrors in one of the largest studios the forum has to offer. one luna chisholm is said to still be stuck in the center of the maze, staring at their own reflection. if neither are your hoot nor holler - fear not! right outside door dumb and door dumber, is the bad advice hotline; pick up one end of the phone to meet your designated advice - giver, and receive all the advice you want! about any situation! and it'll be ... alright! probably!
SOCIAL & NATURAL SCIENCES.
mythbusters: exploding shit edition, the room of rage, and the semi - functional mechanical bull — located in the courtyard & someone's dormitory. as presented by — juniper liao, dakota medina, finch kiskova, junie bacalso-coughlan, kasim hamid, and friday markov.
come one, come all - for mythbusters: exploding shit edition! this thrilling, and not at all hazardous activity, features what chemistry students know best ... making things combust spontaneously! under "careful" supervision, students are encouraged to conjure their own experiments, whether chemical or otherwise. found within the courtyard - for obvious reasons. if your rage cannot be contained by making things go poof - one brave student has offered their own room as respite. supposedly. head down to palladio hall and enter the room of rage, a palladian student - themed rage room! break anything you want! really! and when you're done smashing bedframes and canvases, hop back down to the courtyard to the activity they've saved best for last: the mechanical bull! no further explanation needed - just know, there's only one mode.
FINE & DIGITIAL ARTS.
the mural collective, adrien's kissing booth, and tempera slip n' slide — located in the courtyard. as presented by — swann saint-fleur, kit starling, maximo espinoza-ortiz, zakaria qadir, sawyer devi, and adrien beaumont.
if getting lost and potentially maimed aren't up your alley - take a sharp left turn and head to the furthest corner of the courtyard for the artist's square. a section of palladian's ancient stone walls has been sectioned off, prepped, and primed for the mural collective. anyone can be an artist - and anyone can showcase their talents using a variety of tools; whether brush, finger, or body. just stay within the taped - up sections! or don't. we don't own you. if art isn't your thing - which, sure, why would it be your thing in one of the country's top art schools? - we know what you want. head down to adrien beaumont's kissing booth - we know you want to. we'll be waiting here. just know - he's not the only participant. and when you're done getting steamy - cool down in a quick - forming pool of tempera paint from the tempera slip n' slide. bring your bathing suits - or not! art is encouraged in all forms - to slide down a tarp full of ... paint! and water! but mostly paint. hoses to clean off are not included.
PERFORMING ARTS.
the synesthesia chamber, the unsent project, and dj bounce: house edition — located in the forums & courtyard. as presented by — cleo hartwell, ritu bhardwaj, shepherd devi, zahara visser, romy kovach, luca florenzi, soren thompson, and laszlo kovach.
if you like being emotionally ( or physically ) thrown sideways ... the performing arts department's got you. in a collaboration between some of our sweetest and ... not so sweet students - we bring you to the forums' dark rooms and into the synesthesia chamber, where sound shapes color, and colors sounds shapes, and shapes color sounds, and so forth. each instrument plucked, blown, and otherwise utilized welcomes a new color, a new shape, even a new taste - right at the tip of your tongue. blueberries? disdain? last night's regrets? if a sensory overload isn't your thing - how about emotional distress? the unsent project - named aptly stolen from the very real virtual project - is a wall of everything unspoken, in the very corridor you walk down daily. students can anonymously leave messages to one another, expressing everything you can't manage to say yourself. nothing bad will come from this. and if something does - then we invite you outside promptly. you hear that? it's the sound of joy. and house music. and bouncing. that's right! dj bounce: house edition - the dj that comes with his very own bounce house castle is here! bounce and dance to your heart's content - just remember to kick your shoes off before entering.
DESIGN.
st. cuthbert's drag race, build - a - cardboard - mech - and - fight!, and the friendship ( bracelet ) station — located in the remaining common rooms. as presented by — robin shrike, maeve sheppard, lucky suarez, mikael lacroix, zoya mehta, marijoy bacalso-coughlan, carnelian st. germain, and ophelia alexander.
last but never least, is the design department. it almost feels like solace from the chaos and turmoil that every other department's determined to bring. utilizing one of the forum's workshop rooms and the long stretch of hallway following it - is st. cuthbert's drag race. students have a week to craft the cuntiest fits imaginable to fit their designated theme: creature couture. at the end of the week, students will be encouraged to walk the makeshift runway to please the selected panel of judges - and those who don't impress, must lip sync for their life. if costuming isn't your strong suit, then consider the neighboring workshop: build - a - cardboard - mech - and - fight! take a deep breath. i know - it's a mouthful. if the name alone wasn't self - explanatory - students skilled with their hands in a different way are welcomed to build their own mech suits out of nothing but tape and cardboard, and, like, fight with them! palladian school of art & design is not held liable for any injuries during these psuedo - robot fights. if you're tired of fighting for your life in literally every way imaginable ... come down to the friendship ( bracelet ) station, where friendship IS magic! embroidery thread, beads, charms, and anything else your heart desires is available within this general art room. it's your only chance to relax. really, truly relax. to chill lofi study beats.
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── ( ryan destiny. twentyfive. cis woman. she/her. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen OPHELIA 'OPHIE' ALEXANDER anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of needed me by rihanna last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to PALLADIAN - i think they’re a JUNIOR studying CONSERVATION & RESTORATION + EXHIBITION & MUSEUM DESIGN ? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re ESOTERIC, SPONTANEOUS and a SCORPIO . last night they kept going on and on about how they won MOST LIKELY TO START A CULT ON ACCIDENT last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, ABSENTMINDED, OVER EMOTIONAL, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by the dogwood blossoms, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / as penned by lulu. 28. she/they. cst.
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zain iqbal, molly gordon, & synnøve karlsen are now reopened !
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ATTENTION STUDENTS ! the following have 24 hours to meet the activity requirement or request an extension before they will be expelled :
@cortvdos ( heath khokhar & delia archer )
@ellinorefm ( ellinore andersen )
@rhythmicals ( luca florenzi, luna chisholm, ritu bhardwaj )
@moonbleachd ( atlas kang )
@collegiatesins ( mikael lacroix )
#langston.activity#my mindset ws like anything beyond a week frm today i think since this is late#bt if i messed up let me know <3#also if i missed any extended hiatuses etc etc#i did this in a rush i actually hv 15 minutes to get ready LMFSIAKDFGHDSLDFHGKL
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── ( ashton sanders. twenty seven. nonbinary. they/them. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen CARNELIAN ST. GERMAIN anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of blank generation by richard hell last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to PALLADIAN - i think they’re a GRAD STUDENT studying SOUND DESIGN? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re OVERWROUGHT, QUIXOTIC and a PISCES . last night they kept going on and on about how they won MOST LIKELY TO CATCH A STAR IN THE PALM OF THEIR HANDS last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, EFFULGENT AND SEDULOUS, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by the friday produce markets, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / as penned by me. james.
#langston.accepted#im so sick n tired of not having an ashton sanders i hd 2 take matters int omy own hands
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── ( woo dohwan. twenty9. nonbinary. he/him. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen HYUNWOO 'ATLAS' KANG anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of desperado by rihanna last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to LANGSTON - i think they’re a HAG (GRAD STUDENT) studying ENGLISH LITERATURE + MYTHOLOGY (SPECIALIZATION IN EAST ASIAN MYTHOLOGY)? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re WEIRD & OFF - PUTTING and a TAURUS . last night they kept going on and on about how they won MOST LIKELY TO PARTAKE IN A TWILIGHT ROLEPLAY AS EDWARD CULLEN last year, which is cool and whatever, but i Just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, SWEET & THOUGHTFUL, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by the lamb and flag, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / mira.... hey.....
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── ( tanya maniktala. twenty seven. cis woman. she/her. ) thank god you’re here, man - have you seen MAYA MAHESWARAN anywhere? i totally lost them after their rendition of bela lugosi's dead by bauhaus last night. no? they’re like, aye - high and go to LANGSTON - i think they’re a GRADUATE STUDENT studying LAW? but who knows, these days. all i know is that they’re TACITURN AND MANIPULATIVE and a PISCES . last night they kept going on and on about how they won MOST LIKELY TO BE A LITERAL ACTUAL SERIAL KILLER last year, which is cool and whatever, but i just wouldn’t expect it out of them, considering they’re so, like, ABRASIVE AND DOMINEERING, you know? anyways - i’m going to check down by the ruins, i think that’s where they like to hang. text me if you see them, okay? bye! / james accept me now
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would you allow members that went inactive back in?
honestly, it depends on the mun ! if someone went inactive multiple times without warning or any communication about it then i'd be less likely to re - accept them.

#answered#that being said i understand that life is unpredictable and shit happens#but we're a smaller group and while i'm lenient on activity bc of this and bc i myself am generally all over the place#activity is like ... a core part of being part of a group & i don't want us to all get excited just for it to not pan out#but if u are interested in rejoining ur always welcome to im the main and we can talk more there! i'd prefer a heads up anyways#FKGFAHLSKDGHKLFSAHLDKSG#I HOPE THIS DOESNT SOUND CUNTY BTW!!!
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