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im the sexiest bitch in this secret government containment facility
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your hot
Thank you friend! However I am married.
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Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

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Karen.
doug was so good at sex he came every time
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this pride month, make it clear to everyone that you stand by trans women and will always fight to make the world safer for them
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im the sexiest bitch in this secret government containment facility
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dont you ever get cold in just that little speedo? or is one of your Muscle Mystery Powers the power of being warm and toastey all the time
I am kept warm through my other power, Respect For Women
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hey flex, do you actually know what any of your muscles do or do you just strike a pose and hope for the best?
Man
Of
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Mystery
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Me too :)
I miss her :(
PLEASE watch secret hearts with me
I’m so lonely
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I KNEW you were a fan
PLEASE watch secret hearts with me
I’m so lonely
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Bi rights!
PLEASE watch secret hearts with me
I’m so lonely
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PLEASE watch secret hearts with me
I’m so lonely
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*Sees Keeg*
EW EW EW A FUCKING L*SBIAN
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I have to make up for almost 60 years of respecting women
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