grace, 30s | the elegant european woman didn't stay for tea but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air
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the bug identification subreddits are the best place in the world. "is this an ant?" no that's a ladybug "haha look at this bug i grabbed earlier" that can for sure kill you but i guess it all worked out "what is this roach-like looking bug?" that is a roach "what the HELL is this" and it's another ladybug "what the HELL is this??" and it's the craziest thing you've ever seen in your life. peace and love on planet bug
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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people
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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
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Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.
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a sense of calm pervades the shelf stable aisles of the supermarket, quite different to the desperate urgency of perishables
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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate
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i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me
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Why the fuck did jd Vance think it was a good idea to make a public statement that if anything were to mysteriously happen to Donald trump he’s ready to take over the country like no matter what happens now it just seems like he’s either responsible or plotting something
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Hey check out this clip from my favorite vtuber she's sooo funny (shows you a clip of a woman putting on a fake baby voice while she makes dick jokes)
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