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Hey! Just checking in on things, since you guys haven't posted much in a while, how's handling the not-quite yous and the other villains going?

Exhausting.

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Holy crab...

[A picture of a crabominable that has clearly been flung through the air, mid flight, the camera person on the ground far below]

?!?!?!?!?

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Hi you're a magical girl too. I'm from Galar. Do you have any advice for a newbie

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Ummm... Be good at punching things? I'm so sorry, I don't have a lot of advice, and I mainly know water type things but you're a fire type so it wouldn't help... Sorry...

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I feel like a very hard fight's gonna come up soon. If you feel like you need a boost to finish the fight against a powerful guy just throw out a post. -Weapon Anon (the one that asked about the ideal melee weapons)

I don't need weapons, but thank you.

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So the fights have slowed down, that's good! Except they've gotten harder when they happen...

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Well, at least you have that. It's not ideal, but it's something.

Hmm...

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Did your parent's whole legion just decide to take a break or something? Normally you'd have posted about something by now, hope you guys (no gender intended) are doing good.

I'm distracted by fighting and homework and feeling icky and swim team and trying to still seem normal offline and...

... I'm fine.

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I hate that I only feel comfortable in my body powered up...

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(@omoterider) HUH? PALDEA ALREADY HAS HEROES? ...I MEAN. I TOTALLY KNEW THAT. MIGHT I SUGGEST AN ALLIANCE IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE?

There's a few of us, actually... But okay! Alliance in the name of justice~!

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To be fair, your parents probably do have lasers.

Of course they do... So uncute...

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WHY DO MY PARENTS HAVE LASERS!?

... Cutie, that's their minions using Solar Beam

... Oh.

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Palafin~!

if you like water types please tell me because i will bother you :333

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... I saw my parents. As holograms. In fancy costumes. Talking to the doppelgangers...

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I don't like grass types... I feel very drained after fighting them...

I don't like fire types... they always burn me...

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... So that was definitely a fight

I don't want to talk about it.

I mean I think it's healthy just to vent if you n

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

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So why is it 42?

Dunno, cos it's funny? I'm not the author of Hitchhiker's Guide To Ultra Space

... I don't like having to study this for class...

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I'm so glad we can just swap opponents if we have a type disadvantage

I know! I bet my parents didn't plan for that!

... Would they be proud of that strategy?