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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Do you need something to help you sleep?

Leah: I'll be fine. Thanks though.

Leah: Anyway, don't let me distract you. I'm sure it takes time to perfect a Cooley date.

Leah: Good luck!

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: What are you even talking about? I'm sorry I didn't ask your permission before committing to one person, I don't even seen why you care or why it matters to you.

Ryder: I will.

Leah [unsent]: Of course I fucking care! Obviously I care more about you than you'll ever care about me, and it fucking sucks.

Leah: ...I'm sorry you're right.

Leah: I haven't slept in like three days it's making me crazy neurotic and way too emotional

Leah: Make sure you bring flowers or something to help her get into the lovey mood :P

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: I said no because I was busy doing stuff to get ready for a date and you had to whine.

Ryder: And I wasn't talking about right now, I was talking about our whole fucking friendship up until this point.

Leah: I think friendship is a strong word at this point considering how clearly replaceable I am to you

Leah: I hope you have a nice time on your date

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Well, you clearly don't want anything to do with boring Ryder now that he's not interested in being led on by you.

Leah: Are you serious?

Leah: I asked if you wanted to hang out and you said no because you have a 'girlfriend'

Leah: I don't see how that's leading you on

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: I don't really care what you want anymore, Leah, I've got a hot girl to devote my attention to.

Ryder [unsent]: I thought you hated when I treated girls like they were disposable. Make up your mind.

Leah: Wow. Okay then.

Leah: Glad to hear our 'friendship' or whatever the hell that was meant enough to you that the minute you got a girlfriend you stopped giving a shit about me.

Leah: Fuck you.

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: And you're clearly jealous.

Leah: I'm just sad because you used to be fun

Leah: I think you want me to be jealous

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: It's not settling when I'm involved.

Ryder: I'm pretty busy doing relationship things unfortunately.

Leah: It's settling. You've officially settled.

Leah: Boring

Leah: You're boring now.

Leah: And whipped.

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Jealous that Ray was the girl who got me to settle down when you've clearly been desperate for that?

Leah: Oh please I have about as much interest in settling down as you do

Leah: Or did

Leah: I'm bored entertain me

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Then I guess I'll have to hire a divorce lawyer.

Ryder: Jealous of you... not getting laid?

Leah: That's really cold Ryder

Leah: Jealous of the men/women who got there first?

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Just because we haven't yet doesn't mean we're not going to. Or that she's not desperate for it. Waiting for it does wonders for expectations.

Ryder: And no. But I used to not go a week without hearing about who Leah Douglas was hooking up with and I haven't heard a peep in forever now.

Leah: What if she turns out to be horrible in bed? Like if she's to screamy and uses to much tongue or something. You would have waited for nothing.

Leah: Were you jealous?

Leah: I've been busy.

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: I'm not celibate. But word on the street is that you are lately.

Leah: If you're exclusive and she's not letting you fuck her.

Leah: Are you keeping track of my sexual encounters now?

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: You must not or you'd be trying to steal her from me.

Leah: Au contraire my recently celibate friend

Leah: She commented on how cute my ass was just the other day

Leah: Better watch out Rydy-bear ;)

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Sure you're not, Red.

Ryder: Well, thank you. Try not to be too jealous when you see Ray around campus.

Leah: I'm not jealous

Leah: She's hot and all but she's kind of blah

Leah: I probably just don't know her though

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Please, it wasn't ever going to happen. And we agreed on it anyway.

Ryder: You're just mad that you can't now and jealous that Ray gets to.

Leah: Like you wouldn't have been into it if I offered

Leah: I'm not either of those things.

Leah: I'm very happy for you. It's very grown-up and boring of you.

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: That's gonna be an awkward name to start screaming out when I finally show you what you've been missing.

Ryder: Too bad for you that won't be happening for the foreseeable future.

Leah: That is to bad, isn't it?

Leah: I've been getting really into yoga recently

Leah: Bad time to go monogamous Rydy-bear.

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: We can hang out whenever you want but you're gonna have to keep your hands to yourself.

Ryder: We're just dating, not engaged.

Leah: I'm a good girl. Hands to myself. Promise.

Leah: Uh-huh keep telling yourself that Rydy-bear.

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Leah ✉ Ryder

Ryder: Well, I like this one. Ray's hot and she's funny and she's creaming for me, so I'm more than fine with just fucking her for awhile.

Leah: So what? Am I never going to see you cause you're hanging out with the gf?

Leah: Do you have obnoxious nicknames for each other yet?