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Glee (2013) // The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

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Okay charles and mary really were evenly matched though. What the hell happened there

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the next movie in the gnomeo franchise: good gnomens

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im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

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anyway jk rowling is just openly a terf now, so ig that's how we're ending the decade! (maya is a woman who was "fired for being a terf" lol... as in fired for hate speech towards a trans woman 😶)

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There are exactly 2 valid romances in all of film:

1. The little cowboy and the Roman guy from Night at the Museum

2. Queen Clarisse and Joe from The Princess Diaries

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if I purchased an opera house and found out there was something known as the “phantom” demanding a monthly salary to simply leave us all alone, and the former opera manager had apparently gone ahead and paid him for decades, I’d simply continue paying him and keep my fucking head down. RIP to Andre and Firmin but I’m different

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Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

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The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

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Michael Sheen killing us all on RHLSTP #229.

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Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

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yoda isn't even a star wars character to me any more he's just his own man

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apparently it takes me about 12 hours to remember the best bits of both shows.  

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Are you kidding me this is the best video I’ve ever seen

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How's the list of paddington 3 villains looking

Potential paddington 3 villain list:

1. Richard Ayoade reprises his role as asshole who helped put paddington in prison and comes back to be Big Bad

2. Sam Neill - mister Jurassic park owns a vineyard and has a villain energy in a New Zealand vineyard owning old hot guy kinda way

3. Richard E Grant - too nice in a suspicious way. Paddington would trust him and he would use it against him…….

4. Olivia Colman - definitely has a “would steal paddingtons marmalade on marmalade day just to laugh at him” energy

5. Phoebe Waller-Bridge - I know nearly nothing about her but I saw her and I’m like why is this woman giving me a vibe that she would bully a small beloved peruvian bear but in a sexy way. Very into it

6. God tier on this list: Maggie Smith and Toby Stephens mother-son co-villain. This idea is so powerful I can’t think about it for too long without blacking out

An ongoing list very open to suggestions