floetteloving
floetteloving
Bona Fide Floette Fucker
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Sorry your first day as free use was underwhelming :( i hope more pokemon come out of their shell soon and give you a good time :) I've met some shameless Pangoro in my time...
I think I just had hugely inflated expectations! You know, porn is pretty different from real life, and I'm definitely having a great time still.
I've never even seen a Pangoro- There was this one girl in Ballonlea who had a Pancham, but she got destroyed by the Gym and left the region... So I've never had fun with that line...
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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So, I wanna gush about it, otherwise I will explode
1. MR. MIME'S FINGERS CAN, IN FACT, VIBRATE, POKEDEX ISN'T LYING. It WILL, and I repeat, WILL GRAB YOU AND JUST TEASE UNTIL YOU ARE A COMPLIANT MESS. My guy has a big grabbers and psychic/fairy type, of course it would know where to touch you.
2. To swap the roles just grab their cheeks. They are sensitive, Mimes usually slap them to return to their senses, but but but they are so, ya know, pattable and kissable. Do you ever saw a Mr. Mime just loosing it and giggling and kicking its feet? Babies. Just straight up cute babies, who won't do anything to stop you because why, you make them feel so good...
3. They are two types of Mr. Mimes in bed: the ones who make the bed and the ones who bury their faces in the pillow. If the Mime is experienced enough and you believe in their pantomime enough, the usual "wall" could be really soft and comfy :> Yeah, everyone could still see through it, but who said that other pokemon couldn't join and watch the show?~
4. It's very addictive to make a Mime who doesn't talk to whimper and moan. And yes, it could channel your minds together, so you could hear its pleas and praises and
5. They can and will make invisible objects inside your pussy or ass. Good luck ;>
6. Psychic pokemon is still a psychic pokemon, be aware
Next time I'm gonna gush about Galarian Mime bc yes they are different
Ohhh man Galar Mr Mimes had better get something just as good because I am getting REALLY jealous...
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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SO
The free use thing...
Was kinda overrated. Turns out, not many are as shameless as I am.
Don't get me wrong, I got a good amount of traffic, but... it really was not as much as I expected.
Though, I did get to learn about a LOT of new pokemon...
Did you know that Gastly has so little physical body that they can kinda go inside you? And not like, inside like Plastic, I mean like, fucking my cervix from inside my womb. I have no idea where to even START to describe it. I'm just glad all they have to actually penetrate with is a tongue...
If you guys want more stories, reach out! I'm sure I'll amass more as the days go on...
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Here me out: Mr. Mime and Galarian Mr. Mime sandwich
Damn, lot of mr mime propaganda! Never actually fucked one though, I should do that...
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Nice blog. Unfortunately...
MR. MIME PROPAGANDA, GO!
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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......
Does she go inside of you.
Does she.
Please.
Mhm, she does. I mean, she's the size of an above-average cock, so she loves to act like one!
Especially when I have to do something...
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Hehe, send em! Plastic and I are lonely!
✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Waking up to the unanimous 12-0 means that I'm gonna start the preparations today!
Also holy shit I originally posted this on the other blog I'm so glad I caught it...
Poll time wahoo!
So my town knows that I fuck pokemon. I'm public in my relationship with Plastic and I am... not quiet during sex. People already come to me sometimes when their pokemon are pent up. Well, I've been considering setting up a free use thing. Anytime a pokemon is horny, they can find me and fuck me without having to like, set up an appointment. What do y'all think?
Also, if anyone has advice or questions, feel free to DM me or send an ask.
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Ok, I ended up going out and fucking a Corviknight after that Grumpig story but it was so fucking good.
So I was really fucking horny thanks to that memory and some conversation with friends, and I was you know, wandering around the forest. The pokemon around here kinda know me, so a few approached me on the way but like. When I'm that level of horny a Swadloon is not enough. Plus I had to dome a couple Grafaiai before they could see me, luckily I'm really good at throwing rocks. I went to a place I'd seen a few Corvisquire a few days ago, since Corviknight usually have some of them nearby.
I was not expecting to walk around a tree and be two feet from one.
So naturally, we were both fuckin startled, but I was so horny that I just dropped my pants and presented. The Corviknight kinda just stared at me before turning around to present her cunt. Wish I could say that was the first time I'd done that... Anyway, I buried my face in her cloaca.
For those of you who don't know, Corviknight are fucking delicious. Their cloaca tastes less salty than most pokemon, but it has this tang to it, like... lemonade maybe? And once you've been guzzling it for a minute, it gets this extra kick, like... I don't know, the only thing I can compare it to is Charjabug cunt... I'm probably not the only one who's licked a Charjabug, right?
Anyway yeah, I love Corviknight. So I'm bottomless, moaning into a dripping birdcunt. She rubs on my face for a while before she cums, and in case you didn't know, Corviknight are big squirters, and they cum LOUD. So she starts drenching me, and then just collapses. Then her squawking in ecstacy... ends up drawing the attention of another Corviknight and a few Corvisquire.
This one was male, thank Arceus. And his cock was even bigger than most Corviknight. I think it was like, 15 inches? Big enough that he could thrust against my chest and still smear precum all over my face as I throat one of the Corvisquire. He did that for a while, before knocking one of the Corvisquire away so he could replace him in my cunt.
I haven't been this stretched in too long... I kinda zoned out after that. I woke up when everyone save one of the Corvisquire had left, who was passed out with my fist buried elbow deep in her. I just like, staggered in the general direction of home. I am covered in SO much cum, and I think that Corviknight filled my womb at least twice...? I was actually too cumdrunk to make it home, someone from town found me walking away from my house on a back street. Luckily it's not that rare for me to be too distracted to navigate. You know, having a partner that fits inside me... I mean, usually, I'm not stark naked, with cum plastering my entire body and flowing out of all my holes.
Anyway she helped me home, Plastic helped me recover (heal pulse is my fucking savior), and I decided to update everyone. I kinda cleaned up but I'm leaving all the cum inside me. It's always better to just let it slowly drip out...
Ok sorry for all the unrestrained horny, love y'all.
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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It really is though! A tip if you want it...
Greninja can get really, REALLY good with their tongues. I remember one who, the moment I was undressed, immediately bound me with that thing. Shibari is so much hotter when the ropes can taste your arousal!
just wanted to say that you and greninja look so so cute together, and that the art of you both is super nice! hope you're having a nice day!
Omg thank you so so much! <3 💕 It means a lot to me because I'm still a bit nervous about posting my selfship with him everywhere 🥹 Hope you're having a nice day/night too. <3333
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Poll time wahoo!
So my town knows that I fuck pokemon. I'm public in my relationship with Plastic and I am... not quiet during sex. People already come to me sometimes when their pokemon are pent up. Well, I've been considering setting up a free use thing. Anytime a pokemon is horny, they can find me and fuck me without having to like, set up an appointment. What do y'all think?
Also, if anyone has advice or questions, feel free to DM me or send an ask.
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Hehe, Plastic learned that a few months ago and might be addicted to seeing her partners literally drained as they cum in her mouth...
It doesn't help that a Draining Kiss directly to the clit makes me unbelievably horny and too tired to move. She surprised me with that two minutes before a Dragonite came over to fuck and I would have punished her if being a literal fleshlight wasn't one of the best experiences of my life.
You guys ever had draining kiss used on you? Atlas just surprised me and woooo boy
would recommend
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Somehow, neither Plastic or I have had any interactions with a Lopunny... That's kinda hilarious when you think about it.
Hello!
If it's alright could I request (both sfw and nsfw) relationship headcannos with a male Lopunny?
Thank you and Happy Easter! -🌑
Male Lopunny headcanons
sfw
Male Lopunny's are usually much more docile and casual than their female counterparts since they don't have as much physical energy to expel in comparison to their female counterparts. This means they can enjoy relaxing at home or outside with you.
They also don't mind getting wet or swimming, so if you have a pool with your house or nearby, feel free to bring them along as they may join you in it or just relax in the sun. Just expect to have them play with you in the water and have to dry them off.
They often expect you to do a lot of things for them. So be ready to wake them up often, make food for them, help them clean, etc. However if they do have excess energy to do stuff around the place expect them to do all of it by themselves, attempting to help them will just result in them picking you up and laying you down on either your bed or couch. 
They do often enjoy going on walks or runs outside with you, they prefer doing it with you but don't mind carrying you if you're unable to keep up with them physically. This is one of the two main ways they use their energy.
Male Lopunny's are heavy cuddlers in bed, to the point that if you want to leave bed you'll have to find a way to wiggle out, pry their arms away from you, or convince them to either let you go. Failure to do so may result in their grip on you becoming more tight to the point you may have to force them away.
Easter for a male Lopunny is one of its least favorite holidays due to all the nudges and jokes about it, so I highly recommend staying home and cuddling up with your Lopunny, it'll make them much happier and relaxed.
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When breeding season rolls around for a male Lopunny you better have some time off to spend at home because unless you want a Lopunny to hunt you down outside your better off preparing your body for whatever they plan to do to you for they will use your body until they run out of energy and pass out or until their heat calms down, usually when their seed has taken within you if your a female.
Speaking of which, if you have a working womb I'd highly recommend getting protection for your Lopunny or having a way to prevent insemination as Lopunny sperm are known for having a high rate of taking, even on humans with low fertility. You can expect at least more than one egg to be conceived. Especially if it's a Lopunny going through heat.
Having sex is the other main way Lopunny's use their energy throughout the day, so if you have a Lopunny that is casual or happy to have a sexual relationship with you, best be prepared to have a Lopunny ask, or if you have a particularly rough and dominant Lopunny force you, to have sex with them. Doesn't matter where, as long as they feel comfortable and safe where they are at they will go for it.
I'd highly recommend getting a reinforced bed frame, reinforced flooring, and soundproofing in your bedroom. Unless you have a basement, I'd highly recommend turning that room into essentially a sex dungeon for your Lopunny as then all you'll need is a reinforced bed frame and soundproofing. Believe me, even if you're quiet in bed you'll be howling and screaming in pleasure as Lopunny's are matched with Salazelle for best experience in bed.
Lopunny's are also matched with Gardevoir's for having the most amount of kink awareness and acceptance, as long as you talk about kinks or mention a certain kink your Lopunny will be intrigued and listen to you. If you talk about said kink in a positive way then you best be ready for your Lopunny to try it in bed later.
Lopunny's aren't very fond of sharing their mates with others, if they assume you are hitting or are sexually interested in someone else you better be able to convince them that you weren't as they will be extremely rough in bed or more distant and cold, it depends on what nature they have.
The only reason they would be fine with sharing you is if they know and trust the person or pokemon, just be ready to be double teamed or more with your Lopunny and whoever they trust.
Thankfully Lopunny's are tied with Lucario's for being able to tell when too much is too much for you, even if you don't want to tell them to stop whether that be out of worry or pleasure. So once they notice you needing a break or you tell them to stop they will and instantly fall into caring and doting on you. Helping you clean up and heal up from any bruises or marks on you.
The only exception to this sort of behavior is from alpha pokemon but thankfully, or I guess for some unfortunately, alpha pokemon don't seem to be a thing anymore so you shouldn't have to worry about a Lopunny using your body beyond what you can handle.
Oh and if you're wondering if mega Lopunny works differently they don't differ that much besides more flexibility and energy, just don't bed a mega Lopunny during its heat season. If you do good luck finding an explanation for all the shattered bones and bruised skin as well as the extremely strong scent of Lopunny cum on your body, trust me unless your an extreme masochist you don't want that.
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Just wanted to say Atlas did end up learning nuzzle! It was great, like you said lol
I'm so glad! I got fucked by a swarm of Dedenne once, not sure how many. I got Nuzzled so many times I feel obligated to advoocate that move whenever I can!
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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I can't really handle being around Zoroark, due to some... unresolved trauma. But, I do think playing with illusions could be really fun!
One time, a friend of mine asked me for a favor. He had a Grumpig that was only into people, but the friend himself wasn't one of us. Grumpig was getting really upset a lot, just because he was so pent up. So he contacted the only person that he knew would fuck a pokemon.
We met up and made a plan, because he wanted it to be the best possible experience for Grumpig. In the end, we came up with maybe the kinkiest scenario I've ever gone through... Grumpig had massive free use, humiliation, and similar kinks. He ended up following me around for an entire day, and whenever we were alone or if only one person was around, he would do whatever he wanted to me. If there was someone there, he'd block himself and anything out of the ordinary from their perception and fuck me, humiliate me, make it as hard as possible to act normal...
I actually had dinner with his trainer that day. He thought Grumpig had been drained and was sleeping... There was pig cock in my mouth as he was telling me that. He made a delicious meal, though every bite I took was more cum than meat. When he poured wine, Grumpig threw it all over me and replaced it with a steaming glass of piss. I swear to Arceus, I nearly came on the spot when he slapped his cock on my face as I took my first sip, having to act like nothing was wrong...
By the end of the day I was completely covered in pretty much anything that can come out of the body. All of my holes were sore, I was starving since pretty much all I'd eaten was Grumpig's cum because he made sure that every meal was absolutely basted...
Arceus, I almost came just thinking about it...
Oh, right. This post started talking about illusions. Having experienced sex with people blind to it due to psychic power, I highly reccommend.
I'm gonna go find a big cock...
God Zoroarks are some of the cutest and most lovely pokemon to cuddle with or be with. It's even better if your someone who doesn't like crowds or people interacting with you from nowhere cause then you and your zoroark partner can just hide with his illusions.
That and the illusions they can use to hide you both so you can have some "fun" publicly ;3c
That's such a clever idea! A Zoroark for all your social anxiety-reducing needs!! 🥺I can only imagine how much more comfortable that could make someone, knowing if they become overwhelmed, their partner can cloak them both and get them out of the bad situation. 😭That is absolutely precious.
(Also I am not encouraging "fun" in public but if I can't see you or hear you, well...)
Thanks for sharing anon, Zoroark are totally a great choice for a romantic or sexual partner. <3
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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She's fluttering at me like she's embarrassed, but she's dripping...!
This isn’t really a request, I just want to say that I hc that Appletuns cum tastes like apple cider
(I fucking love Appletun and I love fucking Appletun)
Yes! Absolutely!
Also same, big ol apply fellow
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floetteloving · 6 months ago
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Appletun cum actually changes between individuals! I've experienced a rangefrom really sugary apple juice to the exact taste of a really sour apple that you weren't expecting to be as sour as it is.
Sour cum is a really weird sensation... I can't say I'm the biggest fan, but Plastic fucking ADORES it. We may or may not get shipments of "cider" every month. Watching her get so excited to take a big gulp of steaming cum is always so hot...
This isn’t really a request, I just want to say that I hc that Appletuns cum tastes like apple cider
(I fucking love Appletun and I love fucking Appletun)
Yes! Absolutely!
Also same, big ol apply fellow
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