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Mending a rather obvious rip in the butt of my dad's jeans, so I'm embroidering a dad joke on the pocket to make ironic
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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"
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Please help keep my house
For the past 2 month I haven't been to work due to medical issues, and because of it, I haven't been paid at all this month (i had ran out of my annual and sick leave because of said medical issue last month, along with a fracture toe). I used up the last of what i had on other bills and medical stuff that I don't have enough to pay my house bill ($1986 since I missed last month bc of the fractured toe and finally getting off light duty for my shoulder) which is due on the 27th. I've been trying to get help with no lucky, especially as short noticed. Not to mention the medical debt from all this so I'm coming asking for help.
Ways to Help:
Commissions: Commissions are finally open, and all info can be found right here! Please note that when ordering commissions to be patient especially as I go back to work.
[ZIMIE'S COMMISSION LIST]
Donate: If you want to donate instead, these are the options to go with
Ko-Fi: [website] (also there's art examples here as well) Paypal: [email protected] Venmo: @zimiestef CashApp: $zimiestef
Spread the word: reblog, tweet, share, any way would help a lot I'll be keeping everyone updated with any progress. Please and thnak you for helping me out
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“samurai wakes up in the present day”
this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close
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Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.
His platform centers the following:
Affordable housing
Freezing the rent
Fast and free busses
Department of Community safety
No cost childcare
City owned grocery stores
Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this
Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.
DO NOT RANK CUOMO.
Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.
If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here
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Hello! I am wondering if I could crochet the "Yip-Yip" Monster Wine holders? I'm not asking for the pattern of anything, just if you mind if I make something similar. My mother would go crazy for these!! Thank you for the answer regardless of the outcome. Have a good night/day!
Of course! It's not my pattern to claim :) you can get the PDF for $2.50 from the creator. To make it a wine bottle length, I do 40 rounds of the body instead of 11
#crochet#ooohhhhh#last time i checked the pattern was sold out or something and i forgot to keep checking!!! nice
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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