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whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

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[God isn’t in the raisins and he isn’t in the paintings but he is supposedly everywhere, always, except for if you drive a little ways out of town on a warm night in august and lie down in a wheat field with someone whose touch feels sacramental and look at the stars together.]

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Collecting these

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Collecting

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My fresh honeybee sweetcakes to improve vibration and digestion

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“The only other thing I’ve done for 12 years and quit was smoking. And I miss that shit every day.”

— Frank Iero when asked about My Chemical Romance (via frickgerard)

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“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

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This is such an important image to me I never want to lose it.

“As soon as the rush is over I’m going to have a nervous breakdown. I worked for it; I owe it to myself, and nobody is going to deprive me of it.”

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Collecting

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Collecting these

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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this poem is about being nonbinary.

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Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

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it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

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i lost power during the hurricane so i had a lot of time to think about PEAT BOGS

lyrics by @glumshoe in this post

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if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

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something something seasons and people