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big spoon supremacy ── pedro pascal .✦

content: fluff, romcom vibes, established relationship, cuddling, playful bickering, soft!Pedro winning (barely)

You’re brushing your teeth when he strikes.

Literally walks up behind you, wraps his arms around your waist like a python in pajamas, and rests his chin on your shoulder. Pedro’s voice is soft with sleep, gravelly with that unfair morning-after sex charm.

"Can I be the big spoon tonight?"

Mouth full of foam, you nearly choke. You spit into the sink, rinse, and meet his reflection in the mirror.

"Tonight? Babe, it’s 3AM."

He blinks. "Okay, technically, this morning."

You turn in his arms and poke a finger into his bare chest. "You were the big spoon last night."

"Not true."

"You were!"

"No, I distinctly remember your leg flopping over me like I was your personal weighted blanket."

"That’s just affection."

"That’s dominance."

You scoff, arms crossing over your chest. "Pedro, you literally curled around me like a croissant."

"And it was delightful." He leans down, kissing your temple with exaggerated sweetness. "But it’s my turn now. Let me be the croissant."

You smirk. "You mean the blanket."

He shrugs. "Semantics."

You walk toward the bed, flopping down on your side dramatically. "I’m just saying, I sleep better holding you."

He follows, lying behind you. "Yeah? I sleep better when I’m the fortress."

"The fortress?"

"Protective. Warm. Architecturally sound." He’s grinning against your neck now, arms sliding around you, already tucking your back into his chest.

You roll your eyes. "This doesn’t feel like a fair decision process."

"Baby, this is a full-body hug." His legs hook around yours. "You’re trapped. Surrender."

You twist slightly to look back at him. "Fine. But only because your arms are warm and you smell good."

He kisses the spot right behind your ear, smug as ever. "That’s what I thought."

A beat of silence.

Then, softly:

"Tomorrow night, I’m the big spoon again."

He chuckles. "Sure, sweetheart. We’ll negotiate."

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Feeling Crabby? (Tenth Doctor quick fix Fic)

Tenth Doctor x GN!Reader / requests are open

Summary: The Doctor is not so big on your favourite animal.

Fic type: pure, self-indulgent fluff/crack treated seriously

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“God, I love them so much.” The words whisper across the glass like tiny promises of affection. If you could just get through to the other side- just to be able to give them a little cuddle. Maybe a little kiss on the carapace. But then again, maybe that wasn’t such a fantastic idea.

“Who, them?” The Doctor asks incredulously, fogging up the glass with how close he stood. “Weird little things, aren’t they? Never could get the hang of crabs, me. So many legs, and on top of that- pincers as well? And their little tail that sits against their tummies that they flap sometimes. What do they need all those… bits for? No, not a fan, me.”

You peer at the creature on the other side of the glass, just a little orange thing. He’s picking away at a piece of corn at the moment, enamoured by the taste. Your smile widens.

“You’re telling me that out of all the creatures and beings out there that you’ve met, Doctor- you wouldn’t want to give that cute little crab a cuddle? You’re out of your mind. And here I thought that you had love and affection for all things.”

The Doctor ponders this, lower lip protruding slightly as he mulled the query over.

“I-I do,” he exclaimed- “I just…” he trailed off as he watched the crabs’ feeding appendages take the corn and twist it around. “Doesn’t mean I need to touch it, do I? And anyway- did you know that if you hold a crab to your ear- you’ll hear what it’s like to be attacked by a crab?”

You’re so stunned by the question that you can’t stop the snort from escaping.

“It’s true,” he adds sagely. “Cranky things, crabs. You know, I once met this crab- his name was Crrabbine and-”

Your brow arches and you wait for him to stop his current rant. You’re not sure what to make of the idea of a whole sentient crab species out there among the stars, but when you finally catch his attention and remind him that you do, in fact, keep a pet freshwater crab back home and fully understand the complexities of their personalities and crankiness, he slows to a halt.

“Oh, yes,” he says with the decency to blush at least a little. “You do, don’t you.”

“I sure do.”

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2nd day of my Barista Course

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Am I the only one who thinks that this:

Is kinda giving this?

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"oh you still use tumblr? can I see?" no. that's where I keep my demons

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The sixth sense never fails. Or as I like to say in Spanish "Ojo de loca no se equivoca" (The eyes of a crazy woman is never wrong)

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Groceries for dummies or for easily distracted people

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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Wolverine with a partner who’s almost always horny

Warnings: horny shit. Minors get to fuck

•fucker straight up has to check he’s not died and went to heaven after a week of sex almost three to four times a day.

•like this man is IN LOVE like after a few weeks he was ready to propose

•when yous first started going out he thought you were so sweet and innocent.

•but after the fourth day in a row of having sex atleast three times a day he soon realises your a little extra horny than most people

•like you could just be sitting reading them next thing he knows your on top of him drooling his name as you ride him like a porn star.

•mind you he ain’t gonna sit there and complain, hell logan probably makes you even more horny.

•he will be so damn happy that he’s finally met someone who can keep up with his yearning

•will happily shove you into a classroom, bathroom or storage closet and fuck you sensless if your being needy.

•he will also happily bend you over any surface in any place

•is not scared to be caught

•you’ve went through about twenty bed frames

•phone sex is incredibly common

•if he needs a break he’ll feel bad but will be happy when you straight up just start relieving yourself

•he can’t count how many times he’s come home late to find you satisfying yourself.

•overall he fucking loves it

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so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

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Aziraphale, Walking

I know we talk a lot about Crowley's saunter, but may I present:

The careful way Aziraphale walks?

The way he looks so solid and strong?

So sure?

He seems to like his body (corporation)

And that's so sexy

He appears to be always on a particular, precisely calculated path at any point

Anyway, I love the way he holds himself

And Crowley definitely appreciates that too:

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