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[flowerspowers]

yeah, it’d be mean. to leave me hanging, i mean.

are you, um, being serious?

for fear of sounding like a middle schooler, you mean like like? in a romantic sort of way?

i maybe sort of kind of like you that way, too. it’s scary. i don’t know what to do with it.

Hey, Ramona!

So, I was getting everything all pretty (myself included) for you. I brought a surprise.

Boom, a bouquet of flowers..! Freesia (yellow and purple), snapdragons (peach and orange), (plastic) lilies, and some tulips because why not?

This feels stupid, sorry.

- 💽 (Gman-records)

oh my god, dude. what?

flowers? that’s, like, crazy sweet of you. you didn’t have to do that. seriously. and you even remembered plastic lilies. for my cat.

what’s the occasion? i don’t know that you just pull up with flowers out of nowhere.

… i love them, though.

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they’re great. i really, really appreciate it.

hey, wait, wait, don’t go getting all shy on my behalf. what’s up? something the matter? you can’t just mention kind-of super-important business and not elaborate. you know that.

what’s up?

Hey, Ramona!

So, I was getting everything all pretty (myself included) for you. I brought a surprise.

Boom, a bouquet of flowers..! Freesia (yellow and purple), snapdragons (peach and orange), (plastic) lilies, and some tulips because why not?

This feels stupid, sorry.

- 💽 (Gman-records)

oh my god, dude. what?

flowers? that’s, like, crazy sweet of you. you didn’t have to do that. seriously. and you even remembered plastic lilies. for my cat.

what’s the occasion? i don’t know that you just pull up with flowers out of nowhere.

… i love them, though.

[flowerspowers]

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[flowerspowers]

Hey, Ramona!

So, I was getting everything all pretty (myself included) for you. I brought a surprise.

Boom, a bouquet of flowers..! Freesia (yellow and purple), snapdragons (peach and orange), (plastic) lilies, and some tulips because why not?

This feels stupid, sorry.

- 💽 (Gman-records)

oh my god, dude. what?

flowers? that’s, like, crazy sweet of you. you didn’t have to do that. seriously. and you even remembered plastic lilies. for my cat.

what’s the occasion? i don’t know that you just pull up with flowers out of nowhere.

… i love them, though.

[flowerspowers]

i’ve got mystical powers, yeah. always have. did you not know that?

don’t sweat it. hope you don’t mind, i took the liberty of (trying) to tidy up. not that your place was messy, but i figured i’d make myself useful while you slept. no harm, no foul, i found some old shit i must’ve left last time i was over so it’s a win-win for us both.

"Recovery isn't always liner!" "Sometimes things don't work!"

Shut up what if I just jumped. What if I did a flip. I could do a back handspring off the Toronto tower.

[flowerspowers]

oh, yeah. you gotta watch out for me, i’m bad news. stalking people all over the place. be careful.

how you feeling? little better? ‘bout the same? any physical ailments or is it all mental?

"Recovery isn't always liner!" "Sometimes things don't work!"

Shut up what if I just jumped. What if I did a flip. I could do a back handspring off the Toronto tower.

[flowerspowers]

i don’t need anything. friendship isn’t transactional.

you’re my friend, i’m not helping because i want something out of this. i’m doing it because i just want to, ‘kay?

i’m totally outside. let me in. not to sound threatening and totally creepy.

"Recovery isn't always liner!" "Sometimes things don't work!"

Shut up what if I just jumped. What if I did a flip. I could do a back handspring off the Toronto tower.

[flowerspowers]

if life were supposed to be easy i think we’d all be much better adjusted. you’re not doing anything wrong, the world’s just being unpredictable—always is.

people aren’t much help most of the time, i get that. it’s hard for people to give advice when they don’t … get you.

i’ll be by in ten, ‘kay? and we can watch one of your movies.

"Recovery isn't always liner!" "Sometimes things don't work!"

Shut up what if I just jumped. What if I did a flip. I could do a back handspring off the Toronto tower.

[flowerspowers]

hey, are you okay, dude?

here for you. if you need anything. seriously. i’m always a phone call (or visit down the subspace highway) away.

"Recovery isn't always liner!" "Sometimes things don't work!"

Shut up what if I just jumped. What if I did a flip. I could do a back handspring off the Toronto tower.

[flowerspowers]

i mean … me and the person in question aren’t together. so i don’t mind it. it’s not intrusive if it’s not even really a thing, right?

jesus christ. you know how to make me light up like a christmas tree. it’s embarrassing, gideon. regardless, i still don’t know that ‘adorable’ is quite the persona i want to put on to the general public, but i guess if it’s just to you … then that’s fine.

will i get made fun of if i say one of my favorite movies is the little mermaid (like that animated kids movie that came out a few years ago) or is this a safe space

[flowerspowers]

dude … go take your meds

Hey guys

Pls vote!

[flowerspowers]

i like the grimm’s fairytales! always super interesting. bringing them up when nobody asked is my party trick. i guess i like both versions—i like the grimm’s fairytales a lot. more interesting. but i also like the idea of happy sparkly fairytales with pretty endings and stupid love stories. don’t tell anybody that, though, yeah? might ruin my badass persona.

that’s not weird at all. friends can call friends cute. right?

will i get made fun of if i say one of my favorite movies is the little mermaid (like that animated kids movie that came out a few years ago) or is this a safe space

[flowerspowers]

so if you come home and i’ve left flowers that literally say “i hate you, please die” that would be chill? i’ll keep it in mind.

well. that’s sweet. i’m not really much of a gift giver, but i can make exceptions. for you.

Totally random question, but... Favorite flower?

Again, just to get to know you, I promise..

- 💽 (Gman-records)

lilies are my favorites, but i can’t have them in the house. toxic to cats and all.

i also really love freesia and snapdragons, which aren’t toxic.

what flowers do you like? y’know, just in case i ever drop by with a bouquet. lol.

[flowerspowers]

[flowerspowers]

i like fairies and vampires! i like all that stuff, y’know? all those cool things.

mermaids are really cool, though. i think i like them so much because of the original little mermaid fairytale. did you know that the little mermaid didn’t just turn human for that prince? like, mermaids didn’t have souls. so she exchanged her tail and voice for a chance to have a soul and be remembered in the future.

like, that’s so cool. dunno if i sound like a dork, but. whatever.

will i get made fun of if i say one of my favorite movies is the little mermaid (like that animated kids movie that came out a few years ago) or is this a safe space

[flowerspowers]

well, obviously that’s the goal. to kill you with flowers.

maybe that’s a little corny, but that’s alright. being corny is in now, didn’t you know? regardless, i’ll pick you up some flowers. with really good meanings, obviously.

Totally random question, but... Favorite flower?

Again, just to get to know you, I promise..

- 💽 (Gman-records)

lilies are my favorites, but i can’t have them in the house. toxic to cats and all.

i also really love freesia and snapdragons, which aren’t toxic.

what flowers do you like? y’know, just in case i ever drop by with a bouquet. lol.

[flowerspowers]

Totally random question, but... Favorite flower?

Again, just to get to know you, I promise..

- 💽 (Gman-records)

lilies are my favorites, but i can’t have them in the house. toxic to cats and all.

i also really love freesia and snapdragons, which aren’t toxic.

what flowers do you like? y’know, just in case i ever drop by with a bouquet. lol.