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we need more "demonic possession" stories where actually the human in question has purposely made a timeshare contract. the demon gets certain possession rights but in return is responsible for a variety of life/body maintenance responsibilities (exercise, dental appointments, washing machine repairs, etc) that the human simply does not have the energy to deal with. it works for them

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video game where you play a standard horror movie serial killer, but it's all done in a very cutesy domestic aesthetic. you get to build your little saw traps and go to the mask store and try on little masks and explore the local village while stalking your potential victims. ends in a fun hide n seek type game in the setting of your choice (mystery mansion, cabin in the woods etc) where you hunt and slaughter your victims in a bloodbath

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Actually I think there should be a shout out to nobody as well, so everyone gets left out! Now people can choose if they want to be shouted out or not.

shoutout to everyone

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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throws this at you and runs away

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hey man do you need something

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Ired. Ls go ikminjfeijnxcijnjicoenvoivc divked yayyyyyyyyy is not your krims mery happy contrwts

Mmmmmmm tamkos so taste le go fronch rome baguette hon hom

im sorry wha?

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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Apparently this has audio which I cannot hear for some reason

You can’t tell me Frisk WOULDN’T have a field day trying to get these two together

(Audio: Game Grumps - Arin injures himself on some of the worst kitchen tools ever)

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You can’t tell me Frisk WOULDN’T have a field day trying to get these two together

(Audio: Game Grumps - Arin injures himself on some of the worst kitchen tools ever)

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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

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wtfffff

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I was being stalked through my house by Slenderman and I finally got fed up enough that I took a metal chair and beat the shit outta him.

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

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In the 1700s, blood transfusion was used to treat psychosis. Oddly, sometimes it worked.

So a question for my followers: Give your best guess as to why this could have worked without looking it up.

I will answer tomorrow.