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Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.

However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.

The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.

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pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.

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Sappho hypnosis is back apparently

Yikes

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GUESS WHO GOT A FUCKING AUTO PETTER BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YALL AINT SHIT

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YAY!!!!!

Chugging this shit rn

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Chugging this shit rn

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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

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Jeggings Gym shorts Johnson Stone you get back inside this house RIGHT NOW

What is Jim short for?

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Jimothy

What is Jim short for?

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What is Jim short for?

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Would you like a birthday meal? 👀

Guess whose birthday is in two days.

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hello white transgender person. in front of you is a computer displaying a post by a trans person of color discussing racism within the trans community. you may either respond to the post or close the window and move on. if you choose to respond to the post, just know that if you say anything to the effect of "it's not that big a deal", the bomb i have placed under your chair will explode. good luck.

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Why did tumblr put this as possibly mature content

Was The caramel too sexy?

It's DELECTABLE btw

Who wants some caramel!

Get your caramel, freshly homemade!

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Pool poles, stripper poles its all the same

Being a pool boy is the closest thing a guy can get to being a stripper without actually being a stripper

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Being a pool boy is the closest thing a guy can get to being a stripper without actually being a stripper

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