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Even as padawan Obi-Wan knew Grandpa Dooku was stinky.

(I know canonically Dooku and Obi-Wan didn’t meet until Attack of The Clones, but screw the canon timeline. I want gremlin padawan Obi-Wan and grumpy rat-bastard Master Dooku to meet).

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Even as padawan Obi-Wan knew Grandpa Dooku was stinky.

(I know canonically Dooku and Obi-Wan didn’t meet until Attack of The Clones, but screw the canon timeline. I want gremlin padawan Obi-Wan and grumpy rat-bastard Master Dooku to meet).

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Forever thinking about a headcanon I saw where Anakin and Yoda are cornered by pirates and then Yoda starts just starts talking to them in fluent street Huttese with his backwards syntax while Anakin's brain explodes

the only real-world equivalent of that I can think of is it’s like hearing your headmaster/principal speak roadman so

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all padawans must grow up some day

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this sums up the entirety of star wars

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Rex and his insane general and commander

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Anakin losing Ahsoka for the first time on a mission:

Anakin clearly stressed and frantically looking around: I lost it!

Rex: Lost what sir?

Anakin: The.. thing!

Rex: Sir I have your lightsaber right here.

Anakin: Nonono..

[Ahsoka pounces on Anakin from the ceiling knocking him to the floor]

Anakin: Oh there it is!

Rex:

Rex: Sir did you mean ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN?!

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😂😂😂😂 @teabeearts

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the progression of the lineages in star wars is so funny to me like count dooku, most pretentious asshole this side of thrawn, sees his legacy in a colourful mandalorian girl with more attunement to the evil lesbian hunting her down than to the force. Mace Windu, incredibly well respected duelist and diplomat, eventually leads to a kid who calls himself jabba the hutt and turned his lightsaber into a gun

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It feels like a good time to post an amalgamation of my favorite Disaster Lineage memes.

None of these are mine.

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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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X

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no one:

Anakin and Ashoka after pulling a maneuver that destroys half of their fleet, 90% of the enemy fleet. almost committing suicide, and putting the fear of god into both sides because what the fuck are those batshit Jedi doing: we're awesome.

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Anakin: Welcome to Fricking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Cody, with Rex: Bees?

Anakin: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

Cody: Wait-

*Ahsoka approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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the real reason Jedi wear very large robes is because they are so touch starved (ᶜᵘᶻ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵒⁿᵗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵘᵍ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ) that they constantly need comfort blankets to cope with extensive stress and trauma.

jedi are just constant blanket burritos

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