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they're calling her "rance but for high explosive anti-tank ammunition"

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the suffix that goes after toskarin

Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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I love playing tuoys

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it's always so funny to read posts about how anyone can be radicalized into adopting right wing beliefs because while it is indeed a technically true thing, most tumblr posters will point to their white financially comfortable american land owner family members as evidence that it can happen to "anyone" as if this contingent does not historically have the most incentive to turn towards white supremacist fascism when any aspect of the horrors that enable their lifestyle are challenged. like, your sweet as pie meemaw who never talked about politics (and won't listen to you when you tell her that X facebook post is fake) getting involved in some nonsense isn't surprising, it's banal. it doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to sway her otherwise, but if you actually want to be successful you have to actually recognize where she's coming from instead of calling her turn "random".

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be trans. be trans be trans be trans. be trans

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smack barm pey wet looks tasty as fuck though

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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

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Alright maybe it's been long enough since these convos/arguments happened that I can say this without a bunch of transmisogynists freaking out on me, but when transmascs see what are obviously transmisogynistic caricatures and say they're gender envy, or they want to transition into that, it's very irksome. Like I kinda get it, "it's a man in dresses and lingerie oooo" but also like, you have to completely ignore the context of what's happening to be that way and idk that's kinda weird y'all. But, the thing I actually think is terrible and unforgivable is when transmascs say that shit about actual transfems - like this got said to real transitioning trans women. And I can't imagine how absolutely brain dead you have to be to think that's ok to say in that situation. Like I don't think this is a wide spread issue or anything but the gall. But if you can't see the transmisogynistic caricature for what it is, then I'm guessing you probably do not see trans women as women, thus you don't care about seeing them as men in drag.

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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

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girl who acts really arrogant but then melts as soon as she gets an unexpected compliment

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