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I want to get a boob job after I die so that at my open casket funeral when everyone's looking at my beautiful body they'll all be like did the mortician...? no....
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“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass
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my gender is dyke because I was made for dykes I'm afraid
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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Big butch Fred that I drew from last year! :3 💕💕💕
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guys,, it's butch appreciation day !
shoutout to all of my fellow butches and i mean ALL the butches. if you identify as butch, you are butch enough. <3
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I can't tell what I missed more, my girls or drawing pillars. Anyway I think bun and hedge have a stack of holiday photos that are sickeningly sweet
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*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians
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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
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