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he should write a sequel to the song Hurt about how things aren't actually so bad
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Xユーザーの10 4さん:「[ robot maids & strange poses ] https://t.co/V9Y288Ch44」 / X ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.
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I did a double take when I almost passed this on my way out of the store and then a triple take when I saw the brand(?) logo


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Wife: So, reading Infinite Jest again? Me: Yup, trying to. Wife: You keep starting it over and over. Me: Uh, yup. Wife: Kind of funny. Me: Sure. Wife: Almost like the amount of time it'll take you is indefinite. Like it might go on forever. Me: Yeah. Wife: Like a funny thing that might go on forever.
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The most important rule when it comes to survival is that the human body can go days without food or water but the second that you run out of soda you're fucked.
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click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog
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I'm a deeply anxious person but I'm also possessed of a conviction that nothing seriously bad will ever happen to me. And it's more like the worrying is an obligation I have to perform, which I will be rewarded for with safety
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