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My healing spirit for my DnD CoS campaign

Meet Puma Estrella

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game changer fuckery is afoot! if you go to the url ep11.love, you can click on the bullseye and type in the magic word (samalamadingdong) 👀

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Kion Risk:

Репортер: Президенте путін, ви припините вбивати мирних жителів?

путин 🤷

Вот, что бывает, когда диктатор находится не в своём режиме. Где его публично могут обвинить в убийствах.

Ведь повторись бы эта ситуация в рф.

И, тот кто бы это осмелился выкрикнуть в адрес фюрера, уже давно бы был забит омоном и упрятан на 20 лет в тюрьму.

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Lord please protect that one reporter at the trump/putin meeting asking if Putin will continue killing civilians, if Putin underestimated Ukraine, if he’ll commit to a ceasefire, and how is the US able to trust Russia as both men greet each other like besties.

I have a feeling she may be in danger for her direct questions and for ensuring historically there is audio of someone asking the important questions instead of lapping at both assholes taints

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why my clothing isn’t “affordable.” trust me, if i could price it cheaper, i would. unfortunately i am not independently wealthy so all i can do is design and sell high quality garments that are sewn to last with certified ethical labor and price them as affordably as im able to. i know my clothes are still not in everyone’s budgets and i know that sucks, especially for plus size people who have so few options, but i believe the people who make our clothes deserve compassion, safety and proper compensation.

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"Footstuff" from @dimension20official's Mentopolis

This one's been nearly done for a while, decided to finish it up real quick.

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i've had this dumb idea for like a month, there it is

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I knoweth what’s occurring hence. I knoweth what’s occurring hence. Verily? I do. And if thou dost desire me to meander behind the scenes to reveal the secrets... I am the sole soul out of the circle, it would appear... and if we dost examine mine own score here— I require not to tread to the fore, for I ken well what it doth be. 'Tis a grand and ample GOOSE EGG, good fellows. 'Tis a FAT ZERO. HAIL!! A late addition to the numeral chart bestowed upon us by our kin from Arabia, a trifle of lore that I possess regarding the annals of numbers. Such a morsel would serve me right in sundry games of trivia, save it hath been RIGGED FROM THE OUTSET! Oh, I have but scarcely BEGUN to unravel this tapestry, dear companions. Thou wouldst surmise in a contest where only TWO choices may be deemed correct, one might STUMBLE UPON the right answer at times, wouldst thou not? In sooth, the odds of NEVER guessing rightly in the entire venture is a STATISTICAL MARVEL, and yet, HERE WE STAND. Presented at the zenith of the game as a champion, what thinkest thou that doth signify? Icarus, soaring too near the sun. Yet it seems Daedalus, our crafty artisan, possessed waxen wings of his own, did he not? Yearned to witness his progeny fall. To plunge from the heavens. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he did fly! Yet I shall NOT ABIDE IT. I untangled thy labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur hath fled and thou art to receive the horns, good sir!

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I love rocks that look extremely like someone just tested the demon blade on them

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Buneary Comic

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Op This is amazing

Do we think you could try the word ‘Tumblr” ( via ‘umblr’) and get the results you want?

Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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I totally get how hard it is to parent and how exhausted you are at all times. I can’t imagine the level of patience you need to do everything you need PLUS raise children

AND

If your child is accessing the internet you either should know what they are accessing (computer room where you can see the screen, parental controls, etc) OR provide a safe enough environment that if they do encounter sketchy shit they can TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT THEY FOUND WITHOUT JUDGEMENT!

Kids are going to discover things outside their depth; that is a part of growning up. How they react to what they found can absolutely be influenced by the tools and environment you’ve previously and are providing them.

I understand it’s difficult to be a parent but it’s time we start telling parents bluntly it’s not the internet responsibility to keep your child safe it’s your responsibility to keep your child safe on the internet

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I understand it’s difficult to be a parent but it’s time we start telling parents bluntly it’s not the internet responsibility to keep your child safe it’s your responsibility to keep your child safe on the internet