I’m gonna look back and cringe at this later.Multifandom, she/they
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i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
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Choosing Merlin’s full name for your modern au fic alignment chart

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Septimus Heap - Fandom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Marcia Overstrand/Marcellus Pye Characters: Marcellus Pye, Marcia Overstrand Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Developing Relationship, Cuddling & Snuggling, talk of immortality, Brief implication of future suicide, at the end, It's very passive and very vague, but it’s there - Freeform Summary:
Marcellus and Marcia reckon with the fact that he will live on long after she is gone, and what this means for them.
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"I would rather have you fully and bear your loss than live a long, empty life not knowing your love. The latter would be the worse fate by far."
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Contemplating the hilarity of starting a side blog pretending to be Marcia and dedicating every post to either Marcus Overland or Jillie Djinn hate :)
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the scariest scene in the entire septimus heap series is when he gets stuck in an elevator
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Arthur Pendragon will literally die in a man's arms before giving him a casual hug
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Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.
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water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by water
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God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit
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Arthur with attractive women: *has to be placed under a powerful enchantment to show an interest in marriage*
Arthur with attractive men: do you want to be my knight? I mean Camelot’s knight. A knight of Camelot. I need— I mean, Camelot needs. Knights.
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ur allowed to be sad/angry/scared/frustrated/bitter/etc about your physical disability btw. About not being able to do stuff u once could. About pain, fatigue, brain fog, other symptoms getting worse. About the loss.
U dont have to be an inspiration or be Tough about it all the time or even ever. Ur allowed to feel what u feel. Don't have to buy into "blessing in disguise" narrative. Don't have to go "well I'm not me without it" if thats not ur reality/experience. It's allowed to just suck and ur allowed to not want it and wish you didn't have it and wish there was a cure. Ur allowed to hate it and ur allowed to feel trapped in ur body.
You don't have to shut those feelings away and deny they exist just bc it's not how you "should be feeling".
[This is about physical disabilities specifically. If it resonates w/ u about a non physical disability that's great but please don't derail. Thank you 💛]
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Take care of your body or your body will take care of you 🪦💀
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Once upon a time when Nicko was the youngest Heap..
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