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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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im going to learn embroidery weaving pottery oil painting hagiography miniature crafting fiddle arabic mandarin spanish perfect french and im going to do it all within the next six months.this is true and incredibly possible and doable and i will do it all

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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We are all shedding old skins this year I can feel it in the air and I think although we all handle it differently - we are gonna come out a little lighter and feeling possible again

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak