flysegai
flysegai
Pretty Fly for a Seg - Gai
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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A new challenger approaches
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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It’s been a while
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Is this serious art?
Yes, yes it is.
In the OVA Segai gets a shard of crystalline apocalypse-virus in his eye that is removed by lobotomy. Our theory is that he lost the ability to play instruments due to where the shard was embedded.
Here he is shrieking in joy at his own inability to play, and by proxy his freedom from the instrument he was likely forced to rehearse so much as a child.
The inability to do something so rehearsed and embedded into ones brain is simultaneously the most freeing yet terrifying concept I know of. I don’t think any single event can break a human being quite as much as losing their expression.
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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The “Fuck Keido Cat Band” will be performing their new album “Keido Traumatized me” live this weekend, complete with Gai motioning vigorously at his entire being when asked how he was traumatized and how it inspired the album written by Makoto Waltz Segai, unfortunately due to a crystal-lobotomy accident Makoto can only play bongos and other percussion instruments that require lower degrees of precision.
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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It’s not fanart, it’s danart.
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Catboy segai’s revenge (floppy ears edition)
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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we live in a society... where nobody remembers my FUCKING BIRTHDAY
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Dan is an absolute fucking unit.
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Captain Dan Falconman is here to bless your cursed timeline
Warning: Sideways Falcon Punch, May be ineffective against local Segais
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Important addition
Fuck Daryl
JK ILY Daryl
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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The main crew is now cats, look at that swishy tail awwwwww.
Daryl is babey.
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Dan is a huge golden retriever of a man. The theory is that he’s excited about the dog treat he has just received and in his excitement he probably crushes it.
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Catboi Segai
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flysegai · 4 years ago
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Segai is so fucking buffffffffff
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