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another part of the “oscar’s accent getting stronger when he’s mad” series

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Oscar doing some cardio

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there’s nothing like an oblivious race winner. “i was wheel spinning in sixth gear”. oscar babe, max tried to kill several people and a sauber finished fifth, your gear shifts are so irrelevant they may as well be a williams

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the way he blinks in time with the helmet pats I can’t.

god, I love him so much. words are not enough anymore.

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oscar's cameos in lando's insta stories 😊

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another episode in the piastri fam sitcom 😭

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sebastian vettel retirement era is so funny bc the man is literally nowhere to be seen (presumably in the swiss mountains with his family in a state of increasing baldness) but then once every eight months he suddenly spawns at a random circuit to offer support to a good cause, some sage yoda like wisdom and against all odds, with hairs on his head. and then he fucks off again

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“fucking finally, jesus”

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oscar leaning forward in interviews thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Btw the way some people are absolutely dogshitting on Oscar's appearance lately for whatever reason, this is just a reminder that he's so pretty and handsome and one of the top racing drivers in the world right now. Sorry to whoever wants to drag him down but he's too beautiful to care + you're so stupid 🥀🩷

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*laying on the floor staring at the ceiling with a dopey smile on my face* oscar piastri is the first multi-race winner of 2025. oscar piastri is the first multi-polesitter of 2025. oscar piastri has won half of the races in 2025. oscar piastri has gotten pole position in half of the races of 2025. oscar piastri 100% pole to win conversion rate. oscar piastri has qualified within 1 tenth of a second of pole in every race of 2025 (including sprints). oscar piastri has scored points in the last 22 consecutive grand prix. oscar piastri’s ongoing streak of completing every lap of every race spans three seasons. oscar piastri first hat trick. oscar piastri future WDC.

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oscar speaking french..

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‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ 🕯️ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 🕯️ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 🕯️ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ 🕯️ ‎🕯️‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎Prayer circle ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎🕯️ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ 🕯️ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎for Yuki ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ 🕯️ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ 🕯️ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 🕯️

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No seriously, i couldn't agree more. I saw a tiktok comment mentioning that the mclaren car was illegal and like??? The entire point of the regulations is that until stated otherwise, its perfectly legal. Argue with the wall.

lmao McLaren aren't cheating due to their "mini DRS" or the new airflow sculpt on the wheels.

Y'all acting like in 1978 a team straight up putting a fan on the back of the car didn't happen.

modifications that give a car an advantage but aren't clearly outlined as being not allowed are ///the whole point of Formula 1///.

The FIA hands out a formula (regulations) that teams and cars have to follow to the letter. If that letter (part, design, racing move) isn't there? THEN ITS FAIR GAME until someone causes a stink about it, which is what we're seeing now with the mini DRS being regulated in a few races time.

now teams have to find a way to get that performance of the newly stunted mini DRS back. That's how innovation happens!!!!! It's always been like this!!!!

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oscar keeping himself in this race is once again reminding me that he is only the fourth driver in history to have completed every lap in a season. he joins schumacher, hamilton, and verstappen. let that group sink in and then look me in the eye and tell me oscar isnt going to be written down as one of the greats.

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oscar piastri the man that you are… could have dnf’ed like 5 others this race but was the only one to fight back, get his ass back on track, UNLAP HIMSELF and get points. unbelievable drive.

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the only person who had a worse race than ferrari was oscar piastri – and when the leaderboard listed him as 'out', he reversed out of the grass and got back on track. he was not going to DNF at his home race without the stewards physically wrenching a front axle from his hands.

oscar piastri is a goddamn phoenix, and he will rise again and again and again. i love charles, and he is il predestinato - but oscar being a champion is not even predestined. it's literally inevitable.